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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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19 Mar 2026
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weight at the collar by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2026
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“You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”
The stoat did not turn around.
“Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is already missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”
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Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.
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18 Mar 2026
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The Magical Power of Extensions by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2026
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Shang Qinghua has been secretly cutting his hair for years. Shen Qingqiu is incredibly offended (but mostly jealous) that this has been going on.
He wants a cute lob too! This calf-length hair is overrated!
Much later, a blackened Luo Binghe is horrified when he believes he has accidentally ripped out most of his shizun's beautiful hair and runs away out of shame. Surprisingly, Mobei-jun is the one to clear this up. (Don't you know, Junshang? Humans have re-attachable hair.)
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18 Mar 2026
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Hit the ground running by Thesaurus_with_no_words
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2022
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For most transmigrators, fate, their system, or just random happenstance, has the decency to dump them into their new body just as they are "waking up from a fever" or some other near death experience.
That is not the case for Shen Yuan.
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Shen Yuan sucks in an inaudible breath and sits very, very still.
There is a child in front of him, who looks to be around 10 or so.
"Sh-Shizun?" The little one asks, peeking up through his lashes. He glances nervously between Shen Yuan's face and his hands. Shen Yuan follows his line of sight downwards and finds himself holding a steaming cup of tea.
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Aka: Does it count as a meet-cute if you spend the first minutes after meeting your far-in-the-future-husband desperately trying to stop your new body from murdering him? Urgently waiting for the answer online! -
What the wine whispers by CielQuill
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2026
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Wei Wuxian looks into Lan Zhan's eyes. His heart comes to a stuttering stop. Those eyes are not bright. Those eyes are not full of life or want. They are glazed over and glassy. Completely unaware.
They are not the eyes Wei Wuxian loves.
They need to stop.
"Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian whispers. He wills his heart. Wraps his arms around strong shoulders and pulls Lan Zhan close. Uses all the strength he has left to stop those wandering hands and treacherous touches. Eventually, Lan Zhan gives up. Goes still. Lets out soft snores against Wei Wuxian's neck.
He wants Lan Zhan. He wants Lan Zhan hauntingly.
But not like this.
When Wei Wuxian comes to the aid of an intoxicated Lan Wangji, he does not expect what follows. Will he be able to fix his mistake, or are some things best left in the dark?
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11 Mar 2026