Achillon
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For three days, Esme Cullen is replaced by a clueless alien student flunking their Etiquette of Humans finals.
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- Part 1 of 3S-M3’s adventures
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Whatever happened to Charlie Swan? by Achillon
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
26 Jan 2026
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One evening, Charlie Swan had a terrible accident that left him comatose in the hospital. Four people witnessed said accident. If only they could agree on what actually transpired, the new chief’s investigation would be a lot easier.
(Pre AMA, side story)
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- Part 1 of A Momentous Accident and related works
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Vacation of Mind by Achillon
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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When Rosalie and Emmett stumble upon what appears to be either a rather severe case of food poisoning or Esme’s ghost in the forest near Elsinore, they think it’s only right to tell Prince Edward. He naturally comes to the conclusion that Aro brainwashed King Carlisle into marriage and ate his very dead mother.
Obviously, the only thing Edward, tragic hero, can do now is enlist the help of Eleazar and stage a play to rescue his family by defeating Aro in a masterful game of intellect.
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Fifth-year Lily Evans receives threatening letters.
Severus Snape keeps digging holes he falls into.
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About young 3S-M3’s desperate attempts to pass the Etiquette of Humans finals.
Read ‘The perfect human’ first :)
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A Momentous Accident and related works by Achillon
Fandom Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
26 Jan 2026
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She Doesn't Even Go Here by MonsegnorSnek
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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Of course she knows of Bridgerton, who doesn't at this day and age? Her friend has been hounding her to watch the series but did she watch it? NO. So, imagine her reaction when she wakes up and finds out that she was in Regency London, the Bridgerton one at that.
What was a girl supposed to do? Enjoy her money of course.
Huh, wait a minute– isn't that Fiyero? So this was a musical then?
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The Totally Disastrous Life of Eri Williams, Frustrated Background Character Wannabe, Reluctant Protagonist and Side Quests Extraordinaire dodging Canon Characters and the Plot™
ON HIATUS.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Achillon
08 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Light-hearted mostly. Can be read as if complete
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Performing Live at the Hall of Nine by seeing_blue
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
17 Dec 2023
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Spools of black, spools of green, unraveling at the seat of the Merling King.
Where a girl named "Rhaena Targaryen" decides to be more dramatic than any of her family members combined on the night of Laena's funeral.
It's all for their own sake, of course, because everything has to be about fucking Targaryens.
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- Part 3 of ASOIAF Fics
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- English
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Bookmarked by Achillon
02 May 2026
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Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.
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- Part 1 of Nite's Fairy Tales
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Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
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silver light ran down by Tossawary for TeganJ
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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This was setting a record for the least amount of sunlight and fresh air that Shen Qingqiu had ever gotten. It turned out that the experience of being alone in one’s bedroom, with the entire world at one’s fingertips for any number of pointless forum arguments, and with one’s loving family in the same house expecting to at least share dinner together, was very different to being alone in a cave.
A Canon Divergence AU set during Shen Qingqiu's seclusion in the Ling Xi Caves, in which Shen Qingqiu tries to be a good, friendly neighbour to an exasperated and confused Liu Qingge.
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- Part 30 of Scum Villain Stories