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Dennis Whitaker learns about what James Ogilvie has been subjecting his friends to.
Something he doesn't agree with at all.
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“How fucking desperate for attention are you that you steal valuable learning opportunities from the people you’re meant to work with.” Was physically spat at the other man, a small part of Dennis satisfied at the physical proof of his anger on Ogilvie’s cheek, spittle lingering on gentle pinkened skin. -
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Uther worships his God when being a king becomes too much.
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J. Jonah Jameson wasn't stupid. Either Peter Parker was Spider-Man. Or he was dating him.
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Face-Scraped Concrete by Albeion
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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If a civilian can kill the Joker, how useful is Batman really?
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Purely just a one-shot where a civilian comes across an alone and beaten Joker.
Take the tags seriously! This is just pure violence and body mutilation, if you can't handle something like eyeballs being popped, don't click!
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Tiny hands grabbed at the freshly bloomed rose that laid warm against his palm - the wood of the stem almost vibrating in his grasp as he pointed it at his Uncle Vernon, a happy grin on his baby-face as he babbled at him.
Of course, his speech wasn’t perfect for being a two year old so his words got all mangled up- not like that should have mattered. But it did. Because when Vernon lowered his newspaper to tell off the child that was just trying to get his attention- he was struck in the face by an acrid green bolt of power, not even a choked noise being able to leave his open lips before he collapsed like a puppet with its strings cut.
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AITAH: I’m deeply infatuated with my boss who is 25 years older than me, but I can’t risk an HR write up so I find a man who looks just like him to release my frustrations on, but then they meet and my boss thinks he’s my dad??
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It's his very first shift and Dennis has already discovered an issue with his ED rotation.
Every time their attending, who he is expected to report every damn decision to, glances in Dennis’ direction, his breath catches and stomach flutters. And if that wasn’t enough, it gets drastically worse whenever the man speaks directly to him. The first time Robby asked Dennis a question, he’d blushed. Blushed.
Or, Dennis has a heart condition and maybe also a crush. Or two. He's used to dealing with everything alone, until his two married attendings prove he doesn't have to.
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"I wouldn’t let anyone else here touch you. They’re butchers,” Robby says fondly. “Meat cleavers, as in the name. I love ‘em, but none of them could treat you like I could, especially for your first time.”
“Quit acting like I’m some virgin, man,” Jack snaps, getting prickly and defensive to cover up the fact that this is so hot, Robby is hotter than ever and he can’t fucking deal.
“You’ve never subbed before,” Robby reminds him. “In this place, you might as well be.”
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canon universe. on the weekends, robby is a professional sadist mean dom to blow off steam. jack has to investigate.
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04 May 2026
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aweyagsdhabsfh I LOVE This one. Never seen a fic with pain as such a focus. Awooooga...
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Of all the reasons the door might be closed, Jack’s not expecting this. Robby is naked, eyes closed, head leaned back against their expensive headboard, furiously ripping his fist up and down his cock.
His other hand is busy holding- yeah, they are, Jesus Christ, he’s holding Jack’s boxers to his face, the ones Jack just discarded before taking his pre work shower. Robby’s taking gulps of air from them, making little whiny moans, hips bucking into his fist with every breath he takes. Jack’s vision swims. He can’t help it, he moans out loud, a sound that disturbs the air and fills the room, shattering the peace.
Robby's eyes fly open.
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robby has a repressed, guilty, sleazy fantasy side. jack encourages him to bring it to life.
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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.