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Naruto's stressed and pining after a man who views him only as a friend. Deciding to get married to Ino isn't the best decision he's made (ever), given that they had been absolutely drunk while making such a declaration, but it's... a decision. Besides, what does he have to lose?
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
09 Jan 2024
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Naruto and Sasuke met months ago—online. Naruto's stupid and funny and Sasuke just can't stop talking to him... A short fic for a tumblr prompt! SNS, oneshot.
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
05 Jan 2024
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It starts with a fight, as everything with them starts or ends in a fight anyway.
It starts with a fight about Sasuke being an asshole and Naruto being an annoyance. It turns into a fight about Sasuke feeling justified in his assholeness and Naruto feeling justified in beating it out of him. Then it turns into a fight about Sasuke refusing to admit that Naruto's burden is anything like his own, and Naruto ending the dispute with a, "Well, my curse seal is bigger than yours anyway," which is a really stupid thing to say, and yet, like all Naruto things, really shouldn't mean as much as it does.
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The boys compare the size of their curse seals. Amongst other things.Bookmarked by Alkalph
05 Jan 2024
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For Sasuke’s thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love!
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
03 Jan 2024
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Five times Naruto kissed Sasuke and he left, plus one time Sasuke kissed Naruto and stayed.
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
02 Jan 2024
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One rainy night, an injured Sasuke comes to Naruto's apartment.
(Post-698, no next gen.)
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
02 Jan 2024
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Naruto thought he could impress his crush by landing the role of Romeo in their school play. With Sakura playing Juliet, it would be the perfect way to get close to her. So how is it that he ended up being forced to play the modern version titled Romeo and Julian with his arch rival Sasuke instead?
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- Part 1 of Romeo and Julian
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
02 Jan 2024
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
01 Jan 2024
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Sasuke's late for his bus. A bookstore's a pretty convenient place to wait, right?
Reincarnation AU, SNS, oneshot.
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
01 Jan 2024
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In which Sasuke comes home, an errand needs to be run, several people tell him things, and he realizes just what home really is, for him.
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
29 Dec 2023
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Some people are assholes. Some people are kind. It's when those are the same person that things get real confusing.
Minor character death. A fic about grief, healing, and hope.
New chapter up everyday - total of 29 chapters!
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- Chapters:
- 29/29
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
17 Dec 2023
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Naruto and Sasuke cohabitate.
"What happens now?" Sasuke wondered aloud.
Naruto laughed - the sound clear and warm like sun-drenched crystals. He gestured widely at the unfurnished flat with a flourish. “We move in,” and pointed at the pile of furniture and boxes still unmoved from their place at the door. "Let's fill this place up, Sasuke."
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
06 Dec 2023
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"No one knows they’re gay when they’re twelve, Sasuke.”
“I did.”
Shit.Or, the fic in which Naruto's best friends are both gay and he has a lot to figure out about himself. Vaguely post-699 ish.
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
06 Nov 2023
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Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.
Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
05 Nov 2023
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Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
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- 14,530
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
30 Oct 2023
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Sasuke tries to get away from the world by buying an abandoned house on a mountain. Naruto, tired from his long days in Konoha, gets a little too excited about growing vegetables in Sasuke's garden.
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- Part 1 of homesick for a mountain's song
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Sasuke is finally back, and Naruto has so much he wants to say, but it's hard to move his mouth when he's so distracted by his friend's.
Bookmarked by Alkalph
17 Oct 2023
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For Naruto and Sasuke, falling in love was the easiest thing they'd ever done. Admitting it, though? That took them about 9 years. So, these are those 9 years.
(prequel to That's What Best Friends Are For)
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- Part 2 of The Best of Friends
Bookmarked by Alkalph
17 Oct 2023
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
17 Oct 2023
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Sasuke needs a date to take to his family reunion. Out of desperation, he pays a waiter to pretend to be his boyfriend. The catch? He’s hoping the blond will ensure his parents never ask him to bring a date to the house ever again.
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Bookmarked by Alkalph
17 Oct 2023