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In the heart of a cabin home, Quackity and Schlatt play a game of Bobstones.
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(A moment in time somewhere between the end of Greener Grasses Book 1 and the possession of Quackity.)
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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There are many methods to killing. While trapped together before the games Quackity wants to learn Schlatt's.
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- Part 2 of butcherbird series
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Immurement (boxed like a fish) by Apocynaceae for Small_lizard, CoaxialCable
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jun 2023
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"It's not for no reason you're down here," Wilbur says. "We— I— this country takes threats to democracy seriously."
"You wouldn't know democracy if it smacked you on the ass, loverboy," Schlatt chimes in for the first time.
"What I'm doing is democracy. What we're doing. I won the elections and you. Both of you didn't. You're losers both of you."
"Hey, that's some real good 1+1 equals two maths there guv'nor. Tell us something we don't already know, huh," says Schlatt bitterly.
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Five Night At Dick K. Park by Apocynaceae, CoaxialCable, Small_lizard for cottageaddict, catscradyl, babygirljake
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Karmaland SMP
08 Jun 2023
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Dick K. Park is the greatest national park in the world and Quackity is late for his first day as a park ranger.
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We Drink Until the Waters' All Gone.
As 2012 California sizzles under an unprecedented drought, two offbeat stagehands concoct a scheme against their partner’s ex-employer, taking justice into their own hands.
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[L.et's E.at. G.uys-who-like-Dream]
"So, it's perfect," says Quackity, more emboldened by that very fact, by the very nature of a kingdom his friends built without him. "And you- you know the ins and outs of that place, Foolish. So that's the answer. A quiet little kingdom that Dream has the audacity to ruin. It's horrible, right? Fucking horrible and unthinkable." He trails off with his fingers curled, knuckles pressing against the spine of Charlie's book.
"Are you sure this isn't personal?" Foolish asks.
Underneath a snowy desert the remaining members of Las Nevadas meet in the newly created bunker the night of Dream's successful prison break.
Together they hatch a plan to take Dream out of the equation once and for all.
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Colorspotting by Apocynaceae
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jun 2021
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Ciel Phantomhive will do anything to avoid being put in check.
Bookmarked by Apocynaceae
01 Feb 2026
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“Dost thou think, Faustus, that the pair of us are now two schoolboys, sharing tales of conquest and groping?”
“Well, why not? Thou have promised me all knowledge.”
“And must that include my particular affairs?” I snap. The man is a child, a stumbling colt.“Aye, by necessity.” Faustus purrs, and I am thinking of how his flesh shall be torn like piecemeal, how my Lord will use his innards like skip rope.
Bookmarked by Apocynaceae
04 Jan 2026
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A [woman] who smokes cigarettes is somewhere inbetween by DrowningInRedInk for finnickodairsbiwife
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
03 Dec 2025
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Cigarettes were useful in many scenarios. They could be used as makeshift smoke signals to communicate with someone fairly close by. As part of a disguise, they could make a child appear much older than they actually were. Most helpfully, when dealing with a certain sort of adult, offering a smoke was a surefire way to gain their favor. Anyone who partook in cigarettes was always happier with one between their lips.
Of course, none of those were the reason that fourteen-year-old Kit Snicket first opened a pack.
Bookmarked by Apocynaceae
02 Jan 2026
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notice your face in a mirror by ollie_oxen_free for consumptive_sphinx
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
29 Dec 2025
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Quackity is human enough for the both of you.
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Bookmarked by Apocynaceae
29 Dec 2025
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Quackity is given to the Empress Technoblade as a gift for her harem. When the Empress doesn't immediately want to fuck her, Quackity sets out to find why.
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Bookmarked by Apocynaceae
29 Dec 2025

