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    It's those cultural misunderstandings that will get you.

    AKA the Library of Alexandria planet one, with concubine tea

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    19 May 2026

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    Metaphrasis by green_grrl

    Completed: 2007-07-11
    Work ID: 786184

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    Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill

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    It's those cultural misunderstandings that will get you.

    AKA the Library of Alexandria planet one, with concubine tea

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/19

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    Dream held his breath as he watched Patches rub her head into George's hand. 
    "You should have been vlogging this," George whispered, expression of pure glee on his face and he just laughed softly. "You were right, she loves me!" 
    All Dream could think about was, I love you.

    --> #GeorgeisinFlorida

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    17 Jan 2022

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    “Eddie,” Buck says, crouching down, hand to Eddie’s cheek. “There’s nothing you can do here, now, that will make me leave, you understand?”

    set post-eddie begins.

    (one nsfw word)

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    18 Oct 2021

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    "Hear me out," Buck said. "Clearly, both of us are sick of dating other people. And we're a good fit, in pretty much every way that matters. So what if we're not in love? We don't need to be in love to be happy together."

    Eddie frowned. "So basically, we'd be boyfriends, without benefits?"

    "Yes!" Buck snapped his fingers. "Like platonic boyfriends! We'd get all the benefits of a relationship and none of the heartbreak."

    And maybe Eddie had finally lost his mind, or maybe it was from all the alcohol clouding his judgment, but the idea of it didn't sound half as crazy as it should have.

    ***
    After Buck’s and Eddie’s dates both end with disasters – proving once again that maybe dating just wasn’t meant for them – they decide to simply settle for each other. If there was one person in the world they'd ever trust with their hearts, it was each other. And who was a better person to date other than your very own best friend?

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    11 Oct 2021

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    Dean takes a really, really long drive to kick fear in the ass. It might just be the best thing he ever decides to do.

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    The seat squeaks, and Dean follows the sound, his gaze trailing down. There—where Jack sat moments ago—is a much tinier version of him. He looks mostly the same, just...smaller and more dimply and cuter, if that's possible. His clothes have shrunk to fit him, so he's casually sitting in a t-shirt, jeans, and scuffed tennis shoes. He swings his feet from side-to-side over the edge of Baby's seat the same way Sam used to in the back, and he stares up at Dean with clear eyes. 

    "Oh," Dean blurts out, eyes bulging, "Cas is going to fucking kill me." 

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    26 Sep 2021