Astrofish

A picture of one of my OC's, vi. They're wearing a purple suit with a snooty expression on their face.



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  1. Rec 2

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    Stan gets a job at the mall as a Santa. He meets a girl who reminds him of someone. Stan suffers but doesa good deed. Simple feel-good holiday story.

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    01 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mall Santa Stan is a mood 😌

  2. Rec 53

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    Stan is a werewolf.

    He does not want to be a werewolf.

    He makes this everyone else's problem. Brotherly bonding ensues.

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    31 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 13

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    Stan says he'll leave at the mirror, not letting himself be kicked out. This changes nothing.

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    Stan doesn't really get the chance to be angry. So he's just sad instead.

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    27 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 2

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    All Hail Big Elf!!!!!

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    25 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 1

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    Ford never thought that shooting down Santa's sleigh back in the 80s would come back to bite him. Why should he care about his address being on the "Naughty Blacklist"? He doesn't even celebrate Christmas! Unfortunately, as it turns out, his niece and nephew do, and they're desperately in need of some holiday cheer in the midst of their parents' divorce. What other choice does he have, besides infiltrating the North Pole to get 618 Gopher Road back on Santa's route?

    Stan thinks that there are several other choices (namely, playing Santa themselves), but Ford won't be swayed. So, against his better judgement, Stan resigns himself to supervising his brother on an "epic holiday adventure" instead of kicking back by the fireplace like he had hoped. Yay.

    Will the Stan Bros be able to set things right in time for Christmas Eve? Or will their lack of communication skills result in total Christmas chaos? Find out in "A Very Grunkle Christmas"!

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    18 Dec 2025