20 Works in Ford Pines is So Done
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All Hail Big Elf!!!!!
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CW: SLIGHTLY DUBIOUS CONSENT (they both want it tho trust), BDSM, UNDER NEGOTIONATED KINKS (they both ljke it tho), KNIFEPLAY, BLOOD, CHOKING
bill really pisses ford off
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- Part 15 of freaky billford fics
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so basically a shitpost because I got bored. Bill x Reader but its one-sided and Bill doesn't wanna be here. Good job, you scared away the dream demon that fears nothing. Except physical attraction. And affection. And you. Okay!
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- 1/?
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Ford comes crawling back to Bill.
Kinda lame
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- 1/1
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you'd think Stan would learn by now not to do something stupid that nearly gets himself killed.
but if that was the case he wouldn't be here, would he?Or, Stan gets his kidney stolen.
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- Part 17 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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What if Ford did find M again years after the original debacle?
In Iceland, of all places.(Takes place after "Nyums Brand Trauma". Best to read that for full context, but could possibly read this on its own with at least the series summary.)
(Also, this is very much a "non-canon" thing to the series! Just a fun little "what if" for the AU)Series
- Part 5 of Nyums Brand (Horrific) Relations
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The mathematically infeasible trampoline experiment by StansCrotch (Magss)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
04 Aug 2025
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Fiddleford and his wife do some fun "experimenting" in their backyard. What could go wrong?
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Stanford gets his ears pierced at Claire’s by Violacore
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Squid Game (TV 2021), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2025
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Stanford see’s Stanley has ear piercings and decides he wants one. Mabel lets him make the horrible mistake of letting him get it done at Claire’s
Shoutout to my friend (who doesn’t have ao3) for writing parts of this. We love you Jocy.Series
- Part 1 of Crack fics me and my friend make.
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The All Seeing Eye by Constellation_Wave
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
13 Jul 2025
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The year is 1926 and Stanford “Ford” Pines had a unique opportunity to study abroad in Egypt to learn more about Egyptology through his school, the only thing? His brother Stanley, World War I veteran and renowned grifter is somewhere in Cairo and seems intent on reconnecting. When he brings his brother an artifact that supposedly leads to a lost city, he, his friend, and his brother accidentally wake up an ancient Egyptian “deity” that had been mummified alive. Chaos ensues.
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It's fine. Everything is fine.
They're just two different people with a lot of similarities. That's what Ford tried to keep telling himself.
But then the coincidences kept piling up, similarities became too hard to ignore and...Oh. Oh, Ford is gonna be sick.
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- Part 1 of Nyums Brand (Horrific) Relations
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Ford has fallen through the portal thanks to his brother but so has someone else, the interdimensional being that told him to build it.
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Ever since Ford got back and was given more time (and allowance) in seeing his great niece, Ford's noticed some oddities about her and her "brother" that he'd like to check...
Or more accurately: Ford thinks Stan isn't doing anything about Mabel's imaginary friend, and he wants to put a stop to it.
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- Part 2 of Imaginary Falls
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Ford Pines finds himself in cohorts with another inter dimensional being. Really, you would’ve thought he learnt his lesson by now.
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Ford Pines finds out he’s married to Bill Cipher after a very strange phone call and is incredibly mad about it. He starts attending couples counseling at the Theraprism with him, while also begging for a divorce, only for old feelings to resurface.
They don’t exactly work it out, but it seems like there’s a little hope left for them.
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There has got to be something! Bill huffs in exasperation, pacing around quietly as if not to make a single sound despite the fact he is floating currently. The Mystery Shack is closed for the night and everyone is already asleep except for him and Ford, considering his human’s screwed up sleep schedule, he is obviously up at night doing whatever sleep deprived scientist does—
Regarding the topic of the night…
His pupil, once characterized as the shape of a black slit is then transformed into a literal light bulb popping up with an idea which illuminates Bill's eye.
Perhaps… a date night will be more fitting.
Yeah, that's it!
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After dealing with the silent treatment and being avoided like a plague by the only one who truly understood him for so long, Bill Cipher eventually had enough and decided to come up with a fantastic plan to entice the affections of Stanford Pines in hopes of getting back together with the mortal he holds dear to his soul.
Either he fumbles the bag and gets his (imaginary) ass thrown back to Theraprism with a restraining order or he would get a sweet smooch from Fordsy himself!
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Get out of his head, Bill!! by gwnin
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
09 Mar 2025
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'One way to absolve his crime. A different form, a different time.'
The Axolotl believes Bill could be capable of redemption, but something is holding him back: the missing part of him that wants to be redeemed.Meanwhile, Stan Pines is back from sailing with his brother, who's been giving him weird looks lately. Stan's always been a fist-throwing, sleek, conman of a guy who will at times look at teeth for too long. What's the big idea?? Then you've got the kids visiting, who bring in a drifter.
Darn beautiful men, always loitering around in their pretty cosplay robes - Wait, what?
(Said drifter and his clique learn to not underestimate the Pines.)
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Ford is Chief of police and Bill is a Mob Boss. They are married, and they are aware of eachother's profession. But give Bill a gun and a syndicate and you get a recipe for drama. Ford loves his husband, but his most common thought is 'really Bill, you had to do that?'
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Ford is a paranoid freak about Bill. Bill is just a freak. They try to talk.
AKA, an attempt to NOT be a freak is made. Success...? Um. UH. Close enough.
(Blind Bill AU, set after Bill arrives, but before everyone is cool with each other)
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- Part 8 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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Bored and with nothing else to do, Mabel and Bill play matchmaker on Stanley and Bill's therapist, and it goes as well as anyone thinks it will.
Based on the AU created by a_drawship on Instagram (Teresa belongs to them! go check their art out if you haven't seen them!!)
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On the Workings of Electromagnetic Safety Measures by devilspedicure
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 May 2024
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He should not have taken that teaching job, possibly, but he was curious. And naive. He was aspiring to inspire himself, at least. He was, perhaps, hopeful that he would come up with a way to make the inevitable split between his younger self and Stan less painful, that he could intervene and prevent it from turning into the rift that could never be fixed in his own life. He is getting sentimental, he supposes.
But the consequences of his own actions are reaching levels of ridiculousness that should not be sustainable for the fabric of the universe.
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A clowny love letter to one of the trailblazer AUs in the Stancest fandom.