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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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26 Jan 2026
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WAS (Wet Ass Squssy) by CartoonMayor, ghostalservice, mossgroves
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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13 Jan 2026
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Wave Hello to the Void by eefaevie, mxmollusca, zacharybosch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Dec 2023
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Stede Bonnet is a former professor of folklore and aspiring YouTube personality trying to find the Mothman.
Edward Teach is an ex-astronomer just trying to find a way out of small-town West Virginia.
Little do they know that what they actually find will change them both forever.
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04 Jan 2026
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Stede's new island life is shaping up slowly but surely... and then he finds something strange in the water.
A selkie AU (...sort of)!
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Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
24 Dec 2025
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Stede didn’t have Ed’s mouth.
But sometimes, when the light hit just right—when the sun melted through the salt-blurred windows and caught in the soft sweep of his hair, or when his voice dropped low on a laugh, or when he looked at Izzy too long, too open—Izzy's traitor heart imagined.
Izzy lets himself be tempted into a meal.Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
09 Nov 2025