12 Bookmarks by AwkwardAngel7
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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- English
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- 154,036
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Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
26 Jan 2026
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WAS (Wet Ass Squssy) by CartoonMayor, ghostalservice, mossgroves
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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- 7
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13 Jan 2026
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Wave Hello to the Void by eefaevie, mxmollusca, zacharybosch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Dec 2023
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Stede Bonnet is a former professor of folklore and aspiring YouTube personality trying to find the Mothman.
Edward Teach is an ex-astronomer just trying to find a way out of small-town West Virginia.
Little do they know that what they actually find will change them both forever.
- Language:
- English
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- 78,295
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
04 Jan 2026
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Stede's new island life is shaping up slowly but surely... and then he finds something strange in the water.
A selkie AU (...sort of)!
- Language:
- English
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- 21,881
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 111
- Kudos:
- 135
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- 27
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- 1,350
Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
24 Dec 2025
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Stede didn’t have Ed’s mouth.
But sometimes, when the light hit just right—when the sun melted through the salt-blurred windows and caught in the soft sweep of his hair, or when his voice dropped low on a laugh, or when he looked at Izzy too long, too open—Izzy's traitor heart imagined.
Izzy lets himself be tempted into a meal.Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
09 Nov 2025
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Zoey has done some research she believes will help her and her girlfriends relax, especially with the events that have happened not too long ago.
Mira did not expect her girlfriend to suggest Puppy Play.
Rumi doesn't even know what that is!
Inspired by @CampariPuppy on Twitter
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01 Oct 2025
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Food shower food shower, it’s such a simple question, but Stede is right on the brink of tears when Ed gently suggests, “How about I order pizza, and then you can shower while we wait for it to be delivered?”. Relief floods over him, because that’s it, that’s what he wants, and Ed just knows.
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In which Ed bathes a very tired and overstimulated Stede, who has never had anyone take care of him like this before and has a lot of Feelings about it.
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21 Sep 2025
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Stede is not used to being touched. Ed insists touching is good for the body, and decides to help Stede, you know, for the health benefits.
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- Part 1 of Bodies Doing Good
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,395
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,084
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Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
11 Sep 2025
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stories from the pomegranates 'verse. in roughly chronological order.
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31 Aug 2025
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you are a call to motion by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for AwkwardAngel7
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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When Stede Bonnet delivers a misplaced package to his neighbor, little does he expect that the man was previously Blackbeard, the porn star who was his gay awakening--the literal man of his dreams. As he gets to know Ed, Stede falls for him, but surely Ed would never be interested in him?
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Ed Teach is annoyed when his hot neighbor recognizes him as Blackbeard and appears to find his physique wanting compared to what it used to look like. As Ed gets to know the man better, though, he falls hard. Will the ghost of Blackbeard stand in the way of Ed's happiness?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,382
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 122
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- 248
- Bookmarks:
- 31
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- 2,063
Bookmarked by AwkwardAngel7
06 Aug 2025
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Edward Teach moves into an old converted Victorian house because the rent his cheap, he figures he's in for a lot of annoying oddities in the place. However, he hadn't planned on a tiny man in his wall. He hadn't planned on falling in love.
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- Part 7 of Twitfics/Skyfics
- Part 1 of Little Stede, Big Adventures
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18 Jun 2025
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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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30 Jan 2025