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    This was definitely not now Peter wanted to spend his day, absolutely the fuck not. He ducked to his left, picking up the pace in the closed alleyway. He wanted to go home, do his homework, call Ned to see if he was still up for meeting him, if not, patrol. But no, why would god leave him alone? Why would he give Peter one day of god damn peace? No, instead it decided that Peter needed a fucking creep. A stalker. A really creepy unnerving stalker. Peter did NOT like how this man looked at him.

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    A man keeps following Peter around and as the teen tries to lose the guy he somehow end up in a bar we all know too well and ends up making some unexpected friends

    (also teen audience because of the swearing)

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Peter sa that is not skip and sister margarets? Count me in

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    Here’s the thing about humor. It’s not necessarily that one generation is any funnier than another, it’s just that high school kids are perpetually the funniest people alive. Something about being in a pressure cooker of an environment with a bunch of other people whose bodies are changing in new unpredictable ways whilst having very little say in how their lives go creates humor. Gasp of shock, right?

    So basically what Peter’s trying to say is that he’s fucking hilarious.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    This is the best thing ever

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    “Ok, it wasn’t blackmail, exactly, I just let them know that I had some information on them that I’m sure they didn’t want getting out.”

     

     

     

    “That’s blackmail.”

     

     

     

    “Ok, fine, so I may have blackmailed the CEO a bit. But it’s not like I did it for anything bad!"

     

     

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    Peter Parker knows Everything about Everyone then makes it Everyone's problem

    (Inspired by this Tiktok!

    (Newly added 6th chapter 10/12/25!)

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    26 Nov 2025

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    One of my favorite series to reread until I get sick of it (I will never get sick of it)

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    Steve is not coping well in the twenty-first century. At all. Three months after the Chitauri invasion, he decides he's had enough.

    But just as he's about to end it all, he runs into the new hero in town.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    I've lost it after reading and have been looking for it to read it again for so long

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    Peter makes himself an army of Spider AIs and forgets to tell anyone.

    Or: How Peter convinced the New Avengers that he could talk to Spiders

    Double or: How Peter's class found out he was the heir of Stark Industries in the stupidest way possible.

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    24 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jesus, the water-gliding spider and bugsy, the one that jumps. Peter but misunderstandings core, loved-it