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    The colony of seals didn’t usually bother Hal whenever he was working, so he paid them no mind unless he was trying to get one to move out his way.

    How was he supposed to know that finding one of their pelts would trigger a whole-ass situation he was totally unqualified to deal with?

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Maritime Hostile Takeover (122197 words) by Pneumatic
    Chapters: 27/27
    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Bruce Wayne
    Characters: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Arthur Curry (DCU), Mera (DCU), Dick Grayson, Talia al Ghul, Ra's al Ghul
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Selkies, Selkies, Attempt at Humor, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Kidnapping, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Implied Sexual Content

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    The colony of seals didn’t usually bother Hal whenever he was working, so he paid them no mind unless he was trying to get one to move out his way.

    How was he supposed to know that finding one of their pelts would trigger a whole-ass situation he was totally unqualified to deal with?

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    When Asmodeus receives a text from his favourite (and only niece) telling him about what happened in Valentino's porn studio, the Sin cannot let that stand and decides to take matters into his own hands (and maybe he fix his increasingly fractured family in the meantime).

    FizzaRolli meanwhile just wants to have a nice break in the aftermath of Mammon's Showcase, and to survive meeting his boyfriend's family.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    it's all about that journey to pleasure town (61924 words) by Coppercrow
    Chapters: 14/?
    Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
    Rating: Mature
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    Relationships: Asmodeus | Ozzie/FizzaRolli, Asmodeus | Ozzie & Charlie Morningstar, Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Asmodeus | Ozzie & Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel), Background Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Background Charlie Magne/Vaggie - Relationship
    Characters: Asmodeus | Ozzie, Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss), Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Velvet (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel), Stolas Goetia, Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
    Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Lucifer and the Sins are family, Protective Uncle Ozzie, Families of Choice, Valentino gets what's coming to him, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Set after S2E7 of Helluva Boss, Set after S1E4 of Hazbin Hotel, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Toxic relationship dynamic (Val/Vox), Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Complicated Relationships, Depression, Panic Attacks, Sex Work, Valentino is his own warning, Self-Harm, Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Needs A Hug, Hurt/Comfort

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    When Asmodeus receives a text from his favourite (and only niece) telling him about what happened in Valentino's porn studio, the Sin cannot let that stand and decides to take matters into his own hands (and maybe he fix his increasingly fractured family in the meantime).

    FizzaRolli meanwhile just wants to have a nice break in the aftermath of Mammon's Showcase, and to survive meeting his boyfriend's family.

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    “Hey, can I borrow that?”

    Stolas’ eyes flew open and he stared down at the ground to find an imp staring up at him. 

    "Your stool." The imp sighed and held up his own noose. "Just like, when you’re done.”

    “Oh!” Stolas felt quite foolish. “My apologies, um… yes, of course you can borrow it when I’m done. I won’t be needing it anymore, after all.” He smiled, then tried to bring himself back to the task at hand. He inhaled and exhaled slowly and closed his eyes again.

    3…2…

    “So is this your first time doing something like this?”

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    Or; Stolas and Blitzø meet when they both show up at the same forest to kill themselves.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Hanging Out (2544 words) by DojoLoach
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
    Rating: Mature
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
    Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia
    Additional Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Suicide Attempt, Light Angst, Fluff and Humor, Not Canon Compliant

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    3...2...

    “Hey, can I borrow that?”

    Stolas’ eyes flew open and he stared down at the ground to find an imp staring up at him. 

    "Your stool." The imp sighed and held up his own noose. "Just like, when you’re done.”

    “Oh!” Stolas felt quite foolish. “My apologies, um… yes, of course you can borrow it when I’m done. I won’t be needing it anymore, after all.” He smiled, then tried to bring himself back to the task at hand. He inhaled and exhaled slowly and closed his eyes again.

    3…2…

    “So is this your first time doing something like this?”

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    Or; Stolas and Blitzø meet when they both show up at the same forest to kill themselves.

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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    You've Got a Face for Radio (13730 words) by ckret2
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
    Rating: Mature
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
    Additional Tags: briefly featuring Angel Dust and Lucifer, even more briefly featuring the rest of the hotel crew and a few throwaway OCs, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Aromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Asexuality, Aromantic, this is a character study of ace/aro Alastor and his relationship w/ his orientation, also vague hints of unexamined gender stuff, Period Typical Attitudes, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Period-Typical Acephobia, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, (all these warnings are pretty mild. this ain't a heavy fic.), Backstory, Character Study, Childhood Memories, Bad Jokes, Bad Puns

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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    Well, Shikamaru thinks, that didn’t go according to plan.

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    30 Apr 2023

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    End Racism in the OTW (the bridge that always burns behind us) (44275 words) by elumish
    Chapters: 19/?
    Fandom: Naruto
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Hyuuga Neji & Nara Shikamaru
    Characters: Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Hinata, Uchiha Itachi, Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hiashi, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Mikoto
    Additional Tags: Time Travel Fix-It, Uchiha Massacre, No Uchiha Massacre, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD

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    Well, Shikamaru thinks, that didn’t go according to plan.