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cut clean from the dream (let my mind reset) by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Aug 2025
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Louis' emergency seizure meds get updates, leaving Stede with an unexpected supply of valium.
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- Part 2 of reasons wretched and divine
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Calico Jack and the Case of the Missing Phalluses by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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While Izzy struggles through the harvest season with two useless farmhands, Jack suspects something different is awry.
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fit all my joys and my pleasures in one perfect day by Bananaface for defiledbeautifulthing
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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"The whole idea was a mistake. Whoever the fuck invented ‘take your kid to work’ day clearly did not have kids.
Stede shifted foot-to-foot as they steered, just a little, not enough for Mister Fang to notice. He was determined, he wouldn’t wet himself here in the nice clean bridge, all full of polished wood and shiny instruments, he could wait for Izzy to come back and take him to the potty. The head, Stede mentally corrected himself. He was here to work like Mister Izzy, so he had to use the same words as the rest of the crew."
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- Part 2 of Foster AU
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"Izzy was never sure if the sands gave way under his feet or if a wave lifted him. If he were a teller (or believer) of tall tales, he’d have said the colony of jellyfish picked him up and carried him out to sea.
Izzy thrashed and fought, kicking out against the ephemeral hoards, trying to kick off the sandy bottom to push for the surface as much as to kick the glowing sirens that had managed to lure (stupid fucking idiot mistake) him out. Yet he never made contact with anything satisfyingly solid. Tentacles twined his limbs, stings soothing in terrifying contrast to the way they slowly bound and immobilized his limbs in endless shimmering ropes.
In a split second of clarity, Izzy realized. This, swept to sea and dragged under by primordial blobs, naked as the day he was born, this is how Israel Hands, fiercest swordsman of the seas, would die. "
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on Christmas Eve, Izzy is left to care for Stede by himself. he learns the extent of Stede's uselessness.
"Stede fumbles the hook again, nearly dropping his stocking to the sooty hearth. It’s amazing actually, Izzy thinks, just how someone this useless has survived this long. Unless the boy gains some skills he’ll be selling his pretty face and soft skin and warm thighs to earn his keep. No, Izzy thinks, rough palm stroking and squeezing that perfect arse, what a scandal that would be; better to keep the lad for his own use than let another man sully their name."
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This is a story of trans Izzy coming home to himself.
This is a story of Stede and Izzy loving each other hard.
This is a story of two men learning to navigate the world together.Some angst, but mostly a lot of soft.
Some smut, but mostly a lot of conversations.
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It’s a week after Izzy’s 25th birthday, and because the stupid law mandates it, he’s at his local Omega Specialist Centre. At age 25, and every 5 years after, unmated omegas are legally required to undergo full medical examinations.
“Welcome, Israel. I’m Doctor Bonnet, I’ll be conducting your examination today.”
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22 Dec 2024