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    “Long story short, your kid is too damn smart," Buck began. "Seriously, Eddie, maybe you need to pull him out of that fancy school and send him back to public school. Dumb him down a bit so he’s easier to handle.”

    Buck’s words became so tangled in his anxiety that he couldn’t really process what he was saying. “What the hell are you talking about? Is Chris okay? Is he in trouble?”

    “He’s fine. Safe and sound, happy as a clam, but I’d say he is definitely in trouble.”

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    In which Eddie's parents hate Buck, and Christopher is too damn clever.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Chris smiles up at him like it’s any other day, like Buck didn’t almost kill him less than twenty-four hours ago. “Are you staying for breakfast?”

    “Buck’s staying the whole day,” Eddie announces before he can answer. 

    “You are?” Chris asks at the same time Buck says, “I am?”

    “Yep,” Eddie says with a finality to it that Buck is hopeless to argue over. 

    “Cool!” Christopher grins. 

    “Cool,” Buck echoes with a forced, strained smile. He’d rather be alone and hiding under the covers right now, throwing himself another pity party. 

    or, Eddie takes Buck home after the tsunami

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “Didn’t know you were seeing someone.”

    Buck just laughs. Like, honest to god giggles. Eddie is stuck fighting off doubly massive waves of butterflies and confusion, all while Buck just gazes down at him.

    “That’s cute,” he hears Buck mumble, just before climbing into the truck, calling Eddie after him.

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    or, everyone knows eddie is dating buck except for eddie, literally.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    David ran to the edge of the ship, which, to his horror, had already begun sailing away from the dock. He grabbed Les’ hand, forcing him to get closer to him.

    “You’re pirates!” He shouted, taking out the dagger his father had given him before they’d left. He hadn’t planned on using it, even in the alleyway, but these were pirates he was dealing with. He held the dagger out in front of him, glaring at their captain. Jack looked like he was trying not to laugh at him. He slowly stepped up to David, taking the dagger from him.

    “We ain’t plannin’ on hurtin’ you’s. Calm down with the knife,” He said, putting the dagger back in David’s bag.

    “You kidnapped us!” He said, taking a step back, hitting his back against the rails of the ship. He quickly looked behind him to see the dock getting smaller and smaller as the boat sailed away.

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    David Jacobs and his brother Les were given one job; get work at the docks until your father is better. What they were not supposed to do was get caught in the middle of a pirate raid and swept up onto their ship. David gets caught up in the middle of a situation far bigger than he initially realized.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    All Bilbo wanted was to be an ambassador to one of the richest kingdoms in Middle Earth. Upon meeting its prince, his opinion is greatly lessened. However, Bilbo still finds himself agreeing to play the part of his consort to help free Erebor from the gold mad Thror. Turns out, Thror may not be as blind as his grandson thinks, and intends to use Bilbo to get rid of Thorin once and for all.

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    03 Mar 2026