15 Bookmarks by Belphegor

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    Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!

    Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.

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    29 Oct 2023

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    Excellent character voices, incredible world building. Reads like an absolute dream. (and ORIGINAL SONGS!)

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    “Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”

    Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.

    “I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”

    When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.

    Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.

    Probably.

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    22 Apr 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jonathan accidentally writes and publishes a romance novel with Ardeth as the Mysterious Romance Protagonist™. Shenanigans and pining ensue in a style that skirts Wodehouse but remains indubitably the author's own (and not just for the lack of ominous aunts). Hilarious and touching and delightful throughout 💜

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    As you sow, so shall you reap. Or, Death has a visitor.

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    24 Aug 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DEATH, Death of the Endless, and death. And what used to be a kitten, is no more, and so much more than that. Absolutely beautiful.

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    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

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    Chapters:
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    24 Jan 2022

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    Harry goes back in time and "fixes" everything. It's long but hilarious and totally worth the read!

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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    03 Feb 2021

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    Super useful (and simple) info I'm always looking for when I'm flailing around HTML.

  6. Public Bookmark 13

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    He would like to state emphatically for the record that none of this was his fault, thank you very much. It was all entirely coincidental. He should know by now that these things have a tendency to snowball. Or, Jonathan doesn't need the O'Connells to find trouble.

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    03 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "Jonathan needs his own story" - indeed he does! Featuring pretty much everything I'd been hoping to put/read in a fic since 2003. Reads like a roller-coaster, except infinitely better. Fantastic story.

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    Bertie Wooster, bon vivant, wastrel, vlogger and music geek extraordinaire, is embarking upon a kind of social media entirely new to him: he's started a blog.

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    18/18
    Comments:
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    27 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Incredibly well-crafted modern AU, full of Wodehousian wacky antics, more West End and Broadway references you can shake a stick at, mouth-watering evocations of Punjabi gastronomy, and heart. So, so much heart.

  8. Public Bookmark 90

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    There are some things Bertie can't talk about with Jeeves. Or what happened after Sir Roderick came to lunch

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    23 Jun 2019

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    WW1 happened to young Wooster before he hired Jeeves. Superb, heart-breaking story, will make you weep and smile at the same line.

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    The "so we've never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we're showering at the same time and we sing duets" AU you've been searching for.

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    11 Jun 2019

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    A short AU, warm and sweet and perfect for a rainy day, with a soundtrack guaranteed to stalk your brain for the rest of the week. (gah, I'm so weak for Matt & Foggy friendship)

  10. Public Bookmark 23

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    In Which a Man and a Dog become Master Confectioners; Copious Tea Is Drunk; The Nature Of Evil Is Elaborated Upon; and Someone's Goolies Nearly Get Burnt Right Off (post-A Matter of Loaf and Death)

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    18 Jan 2019

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    A Wallace & Gromit fic that really feels like a Wallace & Gromit episode. Cracking job and lovely story.

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    09 May 2018

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    The best collection of Harry Potter AUs I have ever read.

  12. Rec *

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    This is the problem with aliens. Well, one of the problems. Post-GotG2; HUGE SPOILERS.

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    19 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fix-it feels and some of the best and most hilarious damn insults this side of the galaxy. (Seriously.)

  13. Rec 12

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    Soon after Eldarion's coming of age, a member of the Minas Tirith City Guard is in need. Aragorn's friends find an unusual way to help.

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    02 Oct 2016

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    Gimli, Legolas and Elladan and Elrohir conspire to make an inn flourish by making ominous cameos to help a City Guard Eldarion is friendly with. Great characterisation (and OCs), pas mal de fou-rires, and a happy ending. A keeper!

  14. Rec *

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    When Flash is away, the Rogues step up to defend Central City. Because we can't have a bunch of outsiders wrecking the shopping mall, can we?

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    24 Jun 2016

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    Because there are fewer things I love more than a well-written story about the Rogues going "We're a bunch of crooks, not goody-two-shoes, but this is OUR city dammit!"

  15. Rec 2

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    Un des épisodes de la petite guerre entre Don Camillo et Peppone - avec des cochons.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    273

    27 Jul 2015

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    Pour l'instant la seule histoire dans ce fandom; c'est court, mais c'est excellent et pile poil !

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