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After getting a late-night call that his boyfriend Ilya has been arrested, Shane rushes to bail him out—only for their relationship to be accidentally revealed in spectacularly public fashion. What begins as a disaster turns into an unplanned coming-out that neither of them can take back.
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The Eight legged monster by Soulmates_sherliam
Fandoms: ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond
24 Feb 2026
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One spider-led "Inashiro invasion" sends the Ace scrambling up his Captain like a human jungle gym, turning a tactical retreat into a permanent blackmail folder.
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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[An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]
@NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true.
Posted on February 12 2:30 pm
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@ssmith20 wut?
@rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.
@luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane
@hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.
@shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right?
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i've been pushing for this for so long by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career
@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.
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The Rozanov-Hollander Concise Guide to Macroeconomics by Eigengrau (aussiebee)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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Or, Five Times Ilya and David Met in Boston and One Time They Met in Canada
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That one fic where David platonically nerd-seduces Ilya into becoming his son without any input from Shane.
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I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.
Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
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- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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When Ilya comes down with the flu, Shane discovers a side of his boyfriend he's never seen before: needy, clingy, and devastatingly soft. It's adorable, concerning, and Shane is absolutely not prepared for how much he loves it.
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- Part 3 of heated rivalry sickfics
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Baby By Me by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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It clicks.
The reason why Rozanov was acting so fucking weird, why he was only checking on his rival so late at night, why Rozanov didn’t want Marlow to even have a glimpse into what was behind that door.
Holy shit.
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In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the NHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.
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Shane splutters for what feels like the 10th time this night. “Okay, let’s get this straight—there is no kid. I was born a biological male. I am not pregnant, nor can I ever be!”
Marlow’s brows furrow. “Then why did Roz say you were?”
Shane’s head whips around so fast there is an audible crack. Ilya feels his stomach drop out of his ass. If the wife was not happy, then the life would not be as well, or whatever the Americans like to say. The life especially would not be happy if Ilya’s wife were actually going to murder him in a dark alleyway tonight.
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Shane watches with wide eyes as his teammates swarm Tampa’s left wing. His shoulder only slightly buzzes from the shove from the other player, and yet half of his team on the ice are on the guy.
JJ screams French expletives while clutching the collar of the Tampa player, with three other Metros surrounding the pair. The game is paused due to the current altercation, which leaves Shane even more confused because the hit barely even hurts.
The even weirder thing is the fact that the other Tampa players don’t rush to defend their teammate; instead, they stand around, and one even skates up to Shane to ask if he’s okay.
“Yes, I’m fine. Why is everyone stopping?”
A look of sympathy passes over the Tampa defender, “You don’t gotta act tough, man. It’s already insane that you’re,” he vaguely gestures around the rink, “doing this.”
“Hollander! Coach is pulling you out!”
Shane is so confused that he simply goes to the bench without question.
Later that day, after the game had ended, Ilya had sent him something—a screenshot of a tweet from one of New Jersey’s players, posted an hour ago.
Some players will fr do anything. Some things are more important than winning a game that isn’t even for the playoffs. 👎
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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“What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?”
Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster.
Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”
Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem
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Graduation night, after the tears and emotions, comes the drinks and the joints.
Will lets loose, and Mike does too.
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something you can build by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jan 2026
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Six months ago, Shane’s intimate conversation and break-up with Rose Landry was recorded and leaked. In those six months, his life had completely upended and everything had changed, for better or for worse. Except for Ilya. He still has Ilya, and he’s beginning to understand that he always will.
It’s 2018. Shane Hollander has to figure out his new life, in a new city, on a new team, while being out to the world but not by his own choice. Ilya, along for the ride, also has to learn what it means to be connected to a place, to a person, and to his own inner truth.
(Sequel to “something you can fix,” set post-Heated Rivalry, pre-The Long Game)
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- Part 2 of something you can fix
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Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
Scott: Wait, it's not you?
Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
Eric: What?Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.
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- Part 1 of the secret society of stick handlers
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After everything, Angel has succeeded in doing what was thought impossible, eliminating the prototype. But at what price? All his friends and innocent souls are dead and there was absolutely nothing he could do about it, until suddenly, an angelic figure appeared before them and offered them a chance to right their wrongs but with a twist: they’re a therapist that appears in the experiment and orphan’s dreams although they can go in real life. Angel then has to deal with emotional trauma, relationships, anger issues and most importantly, making sure The Hour Of Joy never happens, what could go wrong?
Inspired by: Under The (Plushy) Surface and Our Angel and A new beginning.
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- Part 1 of Justin_46’s Poppy Playtime Fanfics
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Dark Summons by Tiara_cosplay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon)
28 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter died, but Death was not the end.
His soul was reforged into Igris, the Immortal Knight, a warrior of shadows and loyalty. For millennia, he served, fought, and conquered alongside Sung Jin-Woo, the Shadow Monarch. But when the Goblet of Fire calls a name that should not exist, Igris finds himself standing in the Great Hall of Hogwarts once more.
Magic meets the power of the Shadow Monarch, the Ministry panics, and Voldemort realizes he is no longer the most terrifying thing in Britain.
Hogwarts has no idea what it's just summoned.
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- Part 1 of Tiara's Harry Potter Fics
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From The Drift by Srae13
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
03 Aug 2025
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He could finally wear his pilot jacket.
Swinging it on, Mikey looked at himself in the mirror. It was too big on him as they had gotten it big enough to fit the twins. That way he would be able to grow into it if he got another growth spurt as he grew up. Smoothing down the orange fabric on the front, Mikey turned to see Shellraiser’s symbol on his back.
It was official – Mikey was a real pilot of the jaeger program.
And it was best feeling ever.
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OR:An anthology of missing moments from the parent fic 'Remember Your Mission'
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- Part 2 of Remember Your Mission
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Data Dance and the Puck (The Rodion and Yannic Series) by GrendelsMother
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Jan 2026
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Russian hockey center Rodion Tsetsov starts in the AHL for Montreal’s feeder team. At 21, he gets temporarily called up to play on Shane Hollander’s team during a player absence. Things are never dull with his boyfriend Yannic Pequot, who loves data, dance and mysteries.
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In which reader's self-harm wound gets re-opened in the middle of an operation, and the task force finds out.
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TF141 comforts you after finding out you self-harm.
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Pridebaru Asked Reinhard To Kill Himself Nicely by Anonymous
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
20 Oct 2025
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Seconds before Subaru set the capital on fire, it occurred to him that he had never tried to kill Reinhard with this method.
Which is to ask Reinhard to kill himself nicely.
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Chaotic Reinbaru!
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Maddie Vega swears she’s not a gossip. She’s not a busybody or a meddler or an idle twerp up to no good who spends her days sticking her nose in other people’s business.
One thing she is positively, absolutely sure of, though: for the sake of everyone’s sanity at Beacon Hills High, Mr. Dunbar and Mr. Raeken simply have to get together.
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- Part 6 of Proposals
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