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Too Early by Thissouptasteslikesoup
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Aug 2026
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Marly: Roz
Marly: Roz
Marly: Roz
Marly: I think I’m bilingual**
J.J. and Marly hook up after a Boston and Montreal match, effectively discovering that they are both bisexual. Unfortunately, they could not figure this out themselves, and Ilya and Shane are woken up at the ass crack of dawn to help with their friends' inability to process their feelings.
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Jisung had been secretly buying up his own company's lube, all because for the first time in his life, he actually liked someone's scent. The aroma was soothing, drove him absolutely crazy, and finally rid him of his relentless nightmares. But when it turned out that the scent belonged to his asshole boss, Lee Minho, who was already on the verge of tearing the entire office apart to find the mysterious buyer, Jisung realized he was as good as dead.
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Be a good omega and tell me who you are.Hqjjk@8:
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you came home to me (after all this time) by JustAnotherFangirl69
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Aug 2026
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While Peter’s in his mentor’s lab, he comes across one of Morgan’s toys that looks exactly like one he had when he was little.
Except, the toy doesn’t belong to Morgan… It belonged to Tony’s missing son.
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Your Flight Has Been Delayed by americnxgirl
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.
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Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.
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Heyyy @shanehollander24 by fffpppp
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander comes out. Half the league shoot their shot online.
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That Time Luffy Mailed Himself to the New World by Gaianava for Lyracchan
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
13 Jun 2026
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Luffy, hands on his hips, advanced toward the pile of destroyed crates.
"My brother Ace wanted to become a captain! He has his own crew! He would never put himself under the orders of some giant old mustache guy!" spat Luffy. "You thought you could fool me with your face that looks like his? You weird fake!"
The Whitebeard Pirates didn't know what was worse: the fact that a random teenager had infiltrated their ship via a floating barrel, that his logic made absolutely zero sense to anyone but Ace, or that they now had to call another Emperor of the Sea to come pick up his lost kid because the ocean "was in a bad mood".
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- Part 9 of Just another Tuesday on the Moby Dick !
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not with a bang (but with a whimper) by ttibok for nightwithnyx
Fandoms: ABO垂耳执事 - 麟潜 | ABO Chuí Ěr Zhí Shì - Lín Qián, 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn, 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025) RPF, 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025)
05 Jul 2026
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Alpha Qiu Dingjie keeps having increasingly lecherous dreams of his roommate Huang Xing whose designation remains largely a mystery. Is he an Omega? An Alpha? In these dreams, Huang Xing does all manner of sordid things to Qiu Dingjie's body, among them invade his most sacred space with his lips and his tongue. And his fingers. What ever could these dreams mean?
Well, he's about to find out.
College Roommates AU.
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unknown number by broadley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov smau
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions
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A Bump In The Road by Val_Creative
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jun 2026
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"My wife thinks Hollander is pregnant."
It comes off as lighthearted, and Ilya makes his decision before nodding hesitantly.
"Da. I think so too," he whispers, petting Lolly's gold fur.
Coach Wiebe blinks, also hesitant to go on before uttering out—"Oh. Really."
"Problem is I do not how to tell him this."
Or: Shane gets knocked up before they play on Ottawa together and refuses to deal with it. Ilya thinks he's doing the same thing.
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The Distance Between Us by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Mar 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has spent ten years circling Shane Hollander. Ten years of hotel rooms and secret phone calls. Ten years of pretending he doesn't feel it, doesn't need it, doesn't wake up reaching for someone who's already gone. Ten years convincing himself he's not good enough. That he's not worth it.
Then a plane needs to make an emergency landing near Montreal, and Yuna Hollander is on it.
So when Shane calls him from a bathroom floor, unable to breathe, Ilya stops pretending.
After five hundred miles of frozen highway, three and a half hours of driving like a man possessed, a hospital waiting room full of people who have every reason to hate him, and a boy who looks at him like he's something worth keeping, Ilya may have learned a thing or two about what it means to be loved—and to let himself love freely.
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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
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When Wednesday shows up in his room at three AM spouting random trivia, under the guise of "Returning a lost pen," Tyler knows the real reason she came.
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Seducing the Winter Soldier by SunsetMaiden
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant-Man (Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
07 Mar 2026
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Bucky is in for a shock when Ava phases into his bedroom.
OR: Ava is bad at feelings...but so is Bucky. Maybe they're just what the other needs.
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“To be fair, I *am* here to proposition you.”
Bucky nodded. What else could he do? Had he entered a parallel universe? Ava Starr had barely said five words to him since they’d moved into the tower. The most she’d ever spoken to him was urging him to enter the void after Yelena. Now, here she was, in his bedroom, looking gorgeous. And available. And snarky. And hot as a thousand hells. Again, he was the damned winter soldier. He didn’t know how to handle such heat.
“Just not blatantly. Or in…a weird, uncomfortable way.”
“Because this is completely normal,” Bucky commented dryly.
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- Part 6 of WinterStarr
- Part 6 of Team Thunderbolt
- Part 13 of The Bucky Barnes Thunderbolt Era
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Heard It Through the Hiratvine by CampySpaceSlime
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
21 Aug 2024
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Using the grape-like Vulcan hirat with its tangled vines as a metaphor for the way in which rumors move through the Enterprise is not quite as accurate a symbol as Spock would like. Rumors, he has decided, move less like a growing plant and more like a viral infection. And he has, unfortunutely, found himself infected.
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just some janka fics made by this specific anon author (me!)
not necessarily in the same universe unless otherwise stated.
hope u enjoy!
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KUDOS by finalpajama
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2025
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“What if I told you that every fantasy you’ve ever had and every single possible fantasy that could ever be imagined, has been in fact, written into existence?"
“Wha—” Katsuki tries to ask, but Sero is on a roll and his momentum will not be stopped.
“And sure, cute things, but I’m more interested in the juicy stuff.” Sero grins. “I’m talking XXX, getting fucked upside down, full bondage, dudes getting pregnant—juicy.”
“Getting pregnant?” Katsuki rasps.
Kirishima nods. “It happens. And men getting pregnant is manly as hell.”
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Katsuki gets introduced to BakuDeku fanfic, courtesy of the Bakusquad. But it's not like that's going to change anything between him and Izuku.
(It does.)
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this might be one of the best fics to exist GODDAMNNNN it was good and really funny
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The Truth According to Raphael by GwydionAE
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
31 Mar 2023
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As soon as his words had fully escaped into the lab, Raph's body tensed. A part of him wanted to attempt to play it off as a joke, but the words to form said joke refused to materialize, as if covering up his mistake with a lie was... was...
...was something he was no longer capable of...
"Donnie!!"
Raph is about to learn if the truth really will set him free—whether he wants to or not.
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The Temptation of Midgar by TerracottaSoul
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
01 Aug 2026
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Love is many things, not all of them good. Theirs has been an inescapable trap, drawing them back in no matter how many times they try to stop it. Love is many things. Theirs is bloody and painful, a codependent mess. And that's not all it is. Love is...
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