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    Apartamento 74 by

    Fandoms: Três Graças (TV)  

    18 May 2026

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    Lorena queria silêncio. Conseguiu uma ruiva.

    Encontrou o folheto por acaso, a colega de apartamento por necessidade, e o problema por completa falta de sorte.

    Eduarda não avisava quando trazia visitas, não trancava portas que deveriam estar trancadas, e tinha um jeito de ocupar qualquer cômodo que tornava impossível fingir que ela não estava lá. Lorena passava os dias tentando estudar, as noites tentando dormir, e quando Eduarda começou a aparecer nos seus pensamentos com a mesma frequência que aparecia nos lugares errados da casa, Lorena percebeu que o problema não era mais só o barulho.

    Uma história sobre duas mulheres que dividem um apartamento e, sem planejar, vão acabar dividindo um pouco mais do que isso.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In on the Joke by

    Fandoms: Warframe  

    18 May 2026

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    After resetting the year back to the beginning of 1999, Drifter must introduce themselves to the other unfortunates who now share their time loop.

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    I'm coming to the cottage wedding by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    15 May 2026

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    “Thank you… for putting up with everything.” Ilya states plainly, giving a quick but fading smile.
    “Putting up with?” David’s eyebrows crinkle slightly. “Putting up with what?”
    Ilya straightens his posture again, fixing his jacket, his serious face returning.
    “Me. This. We were- I was, this whole thing, everything was a lot. Would have been a bit more simple if Shane had just found himself a nice man in Montreal.”

    ~~

    In this universe, Ilya and Shane are getting married at the cottage, by the lake. They also already got married at City Hall earlier this year. They also already got married by Pike's kids years ago. They keep getting married, over and over. Here's the third go around, but this time with a full out proper wedding and reception, with more witnesses and therefore, more chaos.

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    2/?
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    112
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    i don’t give a damn about my reputation by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    14 May 2026

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    Jimin continued glaring at the folder in his lap like it might spontaneously combust if he stared hard enough. Unfortunately, it remained very real. Several pages had already slipped loose from the side, revealing bullet points about Jeongguk’s education, public appearances, charitable foundations, favorite foods, and—disturbingly—childhood nicknames.

    Why did he need to know any of this?

    "Absolutely not," Jimin muttered, flipping one page with visible disgust. "Why do I need to know what coffee he drinks?"

    "So you don’t look awkward when reporters ask personal questions," Yunjin explained carefully.

    "I do know personal things about him."

    The Queen looked up mildly. "Name one."

    Jimin opened his mouth. Paused. Then frowned. "…he’s annoying."

    "That is not a personal detail."

    "It should be."

     

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    A Red, White, and Royal Blue inspired Jikook fic where the international incident is just Jimin and Jeongguk being unable to stop bickering long enough to realize they’re obsessed with each other and the Prince is about two seconds away from getting his royal title revoked for being a total slut for the Prime Minister’s son.

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    1/1
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    black hole fantasy by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    18 May 2026

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    "What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.

    "What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.

    "I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."

    "Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"

    "Yes," Grace says hoarsely.

    "Anything for him."

    ***

    Adrian does not like Grace.

    Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/70
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    crash out by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    17 May 2026

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    Comments:
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    the hollander rule by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    14 May 2026

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    Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits.

    So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it.

    Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    8,049
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    Fiat 500 Horse Boys. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    10 May 2026

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    Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Mom and dad and favorite son (& Shane) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    17 May 2026

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    Some little moments from the Hollander family group chat with Ilya.

     

    Ilya: He is always like this :(

    Shane: I didn’t do anything!

    -Ilya has changed the groupname to: Mom & Dad & favorite son (& Shane)-

    Shane: ILYA!

    David: Ha! I think its funny.

    Ilya: See, he likes it.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
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    The day when I first saw the sun. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    03 May 2026

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    Jane
    Are they both bad?
    Do you hate them?

    Ilya
    Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
    You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane man

    Jane
    Oh come on
    You literally see me in them everyday!

    Ilya
    I do
    And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
    You see the connection, yes?

    Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.

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    Chapters:
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    So Lily is just a buddy? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    11 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    English
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    31,279
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    581
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    1,685
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    Lily's Twitter Account by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 May 2026

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    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    386
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    Meet me back at the Lake House by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    10 May 2026

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    The gang decided to spend the last August days before college at the lake house near a little town of Monticello.
    It was supposed to be a farewell to childhood, but little did Mike know it would change everything to a point where he would run away and remain missing for three years.

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    31,800
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    4/?
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    Ishta: Blood Huntress by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    22 Apr 2026

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    After abandoning Blood Huntress to focus more on my other fanfic novel - Wild Blood - I have decided to rewrite Ishta's story using the new writing techniques and style I have acquired over the past couple of years.

    So: No more long winded exposition dumps. No more describing every game interaction and quest. Less word for word dialogue filler. Less time wasted on events your already know from playing the game.

    Which means: MORE snarky banter! MORE unique interactions and dialogue! MORE Astarion driving Ishta crazy! MORE angst and shenanigans! Huzzah!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    35
    Kudos:
    13
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    When The Flirt Gets Flirted Back by

    Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

    20 Apr 2026

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    Martin flirts with Juhoon non-stop everyday but when Juhoon flirts back, he didn’t know how to function well and his face goes REDRED.

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    English
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    Comments:
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    A Study in Marriage by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    18 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander needs housing.
    Ilya Rozanov needs to improve his reputation.
    A fake engagement solves both problems.

    OR: Professors Shane and Ilya fake an engagement, but end up with some very real feelings

    Language:
    English
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    36,137
    Chapters:
    9/25
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    229
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    Find Lily by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Apr 2026

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    “Got someone special waiting for you?”

    Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.

    “I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”

    The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.

    OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
    Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.

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    English
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    3/3
    Comments:
    591
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    unlikely by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 May 2026

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    On the thirty-first of October, 1980, Lily Potter filed a magically binding will naming Severus Snape as Harry's guardian. She placed him last on the list to convince James. She placed him first because she meant it.
    Snape cannot refuse. He does not decide to become a father. He simply does the things that fathers do, one after another, for twelve years, until the doing becomes the thing, and the thing becomes permanent.
    Dumbledore had a plan. Lily had a better one.
    Blood was never the magic that protected Harry. It was love.
    Book One of Four.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    510
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    Pour Decisions by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    31 Mar 2026

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    397
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    Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    30 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    English
    Words:
    41,287
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1,709
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    18,169
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