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The Enemy of My Self is My Friend by danigotthots for TearfulFriend18
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Aug 2025
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“And why should I trust you for even a moment?” Caitlyn motions between the two of them, then scoffs. “ Why should I believe that you’ve suddenly turned a new leaf?”
“Who the hell said anything about that?” Jinx asks, bewildered. She drains her drink, then shoves her empty mug to the side, leaning her cheek on her fist. “Let’s not get things all jumbled up, here. I don’t like you; never have, never will. But, well, looking at the two of us, we can agree that my sister has shit taste in the people she keeps around herself, right?” She grabs her last macaron between her thumb and pointer finger, then turns it around as she closes one eye to peer at it. Instead of eating it, she tilts her head, then glances over at Caitlyn. “Look. We don’t have to be besties. I just want my sister to be happy.” Jinx leans over the table, then deposits the pale green macaron next to Caitlyn’s pastry, reaching into her pocket to pass over a bright blue sticky note. “My number, in case you decide you want to listen to reason.”
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15 Dec 2025
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A matter of duty by bone_gunge_lahar
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Aug 2025
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Harrow Nova learns to embrace her new duty.
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- Part 2 of Duty to the Ninth
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24 Apr 2025
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Duty to the Ninth by bone_gunge_lahar
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Feb 2025
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Harrow Nova can always be relied upon to do her duty to her House. Unfortunately, her duty has just become the Reverend Daughter.
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- Part 1 of Duty to the Ninth
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24 Apr 2025
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“We’ll be doing this again, then.”
Vi doesn't look up from the buttons of Caitlyn's blouse, still opened and baring her chest to the quiet serenity of the office. Frown lines dance across her forehead as Vi tries to fit the tiny things into their respective frustrating holes.
“Seems like that's kinda the point of this whole bargain, isn't it?”
Caitlyn furrows her eyebrows. “You keep talking about an arrangement, a… bargain, but I’m not sure I follow you. What – how exactly is this supposed to work?”
Vi laughs, and Caitlyn supposes she must be quite funny in her ignorance. “How it works is you get me all these nice things I never even asked for, and in return, I fuck your smart brains out. Simple as that.”
Simple as that."
or,
Caitlyn Kiramman is Vi's older best friend, incredibly gorgeous savior, and sugar mommy. It's all going quite well, really, with one tiny exception. Caitlyn herself doesn't seem fully aware of the situation.
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10 Feb 2025
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Literal Kaiju hunter Hana Song doesn't understand why this doctor keeps triggering her prey drive.
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15 Oct 2024
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illbringthestrap69420 liked your post by imalwaysstraight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Dec 2024
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When Harrowhark Nonagesimus arrives at Prefect Seminar, the exclusive class she’s spent three years working towards, she expects serious study and prestigious academic bliss.
What she finds instead is a crop of bright red hair and a wide, lopsided smile. In short, her year is ruined.
But hey, at least one of her tumblr mutuals has turned out to be pretty good at sexting.
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07 Sep 2024
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Suckle, Honey by zoicite
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Mar 2021
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“You crave my juice,” Gideon accused.
“I do not crave your juice.”
“Fuck, you do though. You went off to explore that study alone, without your cavalier, using a key that I nearly gave my life for, and then you snorted some powder that made you crave my juice! Harrow. I never would have let you sniff powder from a ten thousand year old jar.”
This was untrue--Gideon probably wouldn’t have noticed Harrow breathing in a puff of jar powder until it was too late--but it sounded like something Camilla Hect might say, so Gideon went with it anyway. Camilla definitely would have stopped Palamedes from accidentally sniffing old as fuck Eighth House jarred juice addiction powder.
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17 Jun 2024
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Let's Make The Most of this Beautiful Day (Since We're Together We Might As Well) by br0ken_hands, jpnadia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Aug 2020
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“Harrow?” Gideon does a double-take and grips on to the nearest solid object for support. The keys on the entryway table give a forlorn jingle at the impact. “Harrowhark Nonagesimus?”
The wraith stops dead partway down the stairs with her hand on the bannister. “Griddle?” (“Griddle?” asks Cam, incredulously, which is about how Gideon feels about that nickname, too.)
Palamedes gives them a very narrow look. “Harrow, my undergraduate study partner, Camilla Hect. And you’re Gideon Nav, I presume? I’ve heard about you; it’s a pleasure to meet. I take it you already know my roommate, Harrowhark Nonagesimus?”Three
best friendsunsuitable roommate pairs buy adjoining properties and rip down the fences and have a shared garden. There is a goat.
This fic does not contain spoilers for Harrow the Ninth.Series
- Part 1 of A Beautiful Day for a Neighbor (4gfs)
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18 Nov 2023
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(looking for) shapes in the silence by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Jan 2022
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“There’s something you need to know,” Harrow said to John and Mercymorn. She locked eyes with Gideon, holding her gaze firm.
White-ringed eyes flicked between them, and a frown flickered on John’s face. “Alright.”“Well, it’s interesting that you’ve chosen to tell me about the visa application now,” Harrowhark said, turning to John and Mercymorn, “when Gideon only proposed last weekend.”
John blinked. He looked between them. “Excuse me?”
“I’m getting married,” Harrowhark said.
“To who?” John asked.
“To my assistant,” said Harrow, ignoring the choking, strangled noise of surprise Gideon made from the door. “To Gideon Nav. We’re engaged.” She paused, then stood. “Aren’t we, Griddle?”
“No,” Gideon said, because she was the worst. “What the fuck?”
Or: Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the youngest editor ever to run the Ninth House publishing company. But when Harrow violates the terms of her work visa, her only way to retain her job is to marry a US citizen— and who better than her assistant, Gideon Nav?
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25 Oct 2023
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incompatible by ThunderAndYearning
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2023
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Gideon is Harrow’s first everything: first rival, first friend, first fight, and first time. None of their friends are aware of their past, though, as their first time together is an awkward, embarrassing, and, quite honestly, painful memory, if Gideon had to be honest.
But during a Saturday night, with the gang hanging out together and everyone a bit drunk on beer and wine, Gideon ends up talking about that one night as 'her-worst-lay-ever.'
It’s pretty surprising when Harrow has a completely different way of looking at it.
Or, the Bad Lay AU
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02 Aug 2023
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Eat My Words and Then Swallow Your Pride by silverapples for palindromeparadox
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Apr 2023
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Gideon prides herself on being able to get anyone she wants in bed. But when it comes to Harrow, she’ll have to do some giving first.
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03 May 2023
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Backhanded Compliment by LesbianJesusLovesYou for ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Apr 2023
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Original prompt: Pathetic Kiriona/Ianthe hate sex that turns into something more (but is still cringey!). Not love, but maybe they would find comfort in each other because they are both sad and miss Harrow. Maybe there is only one bed on whatever shuttle they are on.
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30 Apr 2023
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Pink Pussy by oatlybrandoatmilk
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Mar 2023
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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
“Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
“So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
“Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
“Ah.”
“‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
“Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
“I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.Series
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09 Apr 2023
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You Gotta Do the Cooking by the Book by silverapples for LesbianJesusLovesYou
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Jan 2023
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Harrow, Gideon, and Ianthe decide to make porn to pay their rent. Hijinks (mainly fucking) ensue.
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04 Mar 2023
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Rope Me in From a Country Mile by silverapples
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Feb 2022
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Seeking a quiet place to work, Harrow arranges to spend some time at a family friend's country house. Nothing can distract her there...except a ginger farmhand with a crooked smile and a troublesome habit of calling Harrow darlin'.
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03 Mar 2023
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remember, you're mine by LesbianJesusLovesYou
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Feb 2023
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Ianthe hates idiotic parties where she's expected to orbit Coronabeth's light. She'd rather be by her side.
Corona knows Ianthe hates parties. So she gives her what she needs to make it through the night.
(Tridentariicest ahoy!)
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“You’ll certainly feel my presence with every step,” Coronabeth said, nearly breathless with exertion. “Are you crying yet, darling?”
Ianthe shook her head, screeching around the handkerchief in her mouth. She was close; her eyes stung, her legs kicking against the carpet. But breaking into tears was something she couldn’t do on her own. She had to be pushed.Bookmarked by Bitebird
12 Feb 2023
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A Profound Act of Charity by softieghost
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Dec 2022
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After a torturous upbringing, a betrayal, and the nunnery, Harrow has moved on with her life. But it seems her past is catching up to her.
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16 Dec 2022
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Get Dragonboned, Loser by Skeletoni
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Oct 2022
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Sorry Babe, can't have sex rn, I'm playing Skyrim.
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22 Oct 2022
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true romantics don't kiss for fun by carrion (multifoiled)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2022
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"Have you considered writing something where I can shred, though. Oh, come on, don’t make that face. I asked nicely.”
“There is no shredding in any goth music worth its name, Griddle. Don’t make me repeat myself,” answered Harrow, who was the type to walk up to people at club entrances and trivia quiz them on bands that had stopped putting out music thirty years prior, despite having been born in 2002. Gideon puffed. This seemed to mollify them a bit. “Okay, okay. Maybe you can work in a solo somewhere at the next show. Not tonight, though.”
She beamed. Ianthe interrupted them. “Stop bickering about dumb shit, we’re on in five. Harry, your lower lip is smudged.”
Before Harrow could run back to the mirror, she leaned over and pressed a skeletal finger to their mouth, which made them whine in disapproval. Uncaring, she straightened up and smoothed out her dress. “We’re the Black Vestals tonight, don’t forget.”
The modern AU where Gideon, Harrow and Ianthe are in a shitty band together, and then have sex about it.
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21 Oct 2022
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Gal Pals by belowtheprecipice
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Sep 2022
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(Nona the Ninth Spoilers)
Gideon and Ianthe are sent off of their own, and some choices are made.
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29 Sep 2022