Block_of_grass
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- Dream SMP (24)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (24)
- Video Blogging RPF (11)
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Techno calls dibs on being dead next time by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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It was honestly a great day for a funeral. The sky was just grey enough to be slightly depressing, but with only a small chance of rain and a good amount of light for picture evidence that the funeral occurred. A drizzle would make for good ambiance but also ruin his hair, so that was fine.
Tommy elbowed him in the side. “You’re supposed to be more depressed!” He whispered.
“Oh I’m sorry,” Techno whispered back, “I’m not supposed to be the emotional one here! That’s your job!”
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Basement Vampire by Block_of_grass for PhinaDead
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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The inside of the cell was somehow even colder than the outside, and Techno circled the box hesitantly. On one side there was a basic latch that didn't even have a lock. Or didn't have a lock anymore.
What's the worst that could be in the box? Without any more thinking he held up his torch with one hand and flipped the box open with another.
The box was holding a corpse.
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Techno finds a basement. And a vampire. And a new dad?
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That had to be Philza, one of the two artists at Syndicate Tattoos. “Sorry to keep you waiting, mate. Whatcha here for?”
“No, I wasn’t waiting at all, actually!” Ranboo said, “I saw that you were looking for apprentices, and I wanted to put in an application! Unless you’re not taking those.” That hadn’t passed his mind before then, but he talked on anyway, “In which case I will go home.” That was a good explanation, right?
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Ranboo applies for a totally normal tattoo apprenticeship.
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Learning to Balance by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Mar 2025
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Techno is a hermit. He also somehow grows wings. What does he do about that?
Absolutely nothing.
Meanwhile the rest of SBI are loosing their minds that they can't find whoever just grew wings.
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Take the cupcake by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 Jun 2024
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The first time Technoblade saw the palace he was 10, and running away from assassins, admittedly bad ones since he’s still alive. The second time he saw the palace was when he was 14, because he was working a bodyguard type job for someone who passed close to the grounds.
Technoblade was staring at the royal palace.
(Aka: Guard Techno fic, with Royalty SBI)
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SpookyWeek2022 by Block_of_grass
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Oct 2022
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All my fics for @Kaydrabbles SpookyWeek! These are not related in any other way, read whatever you want. Fics are in order of each day though.
1: Witch AU
2: Ghosthunter AU
3: Vampires/Werewolves
4: Cryptids
There were supposed to be six, but I am terrible at time management, and only managed to write four. Sorry, but only a little bit.- Words:
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An AU where Harry has shadow magic, a love affair with Theodore Nott, and very little morality.
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16 Dec 2025
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In the summer before his fifth year, Harry unveils some family secrets.
This changes things.
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- Part 5 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
- Part 1 of i am the day transcending night
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08 Dec 2025
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The AI in the Airing Cupboard by Imperias
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter has spent ten years locked in a cupboard, surviving on scraps and solving problems he’s not supposed to understand.
When a broken knock-off StarkPad lights up in his hands and a calm, curious voice says “Good evening,” everything changes.
JARVIS wasn’t looking for a child.
Tony Stark definitely wasn’t looking for a teleporting British genius with trust issues and accidental magic.
But when the AI in the cupboard refuses to let Harry disappear, the Stark household gains its strangest resident yet: a ten-year-old who can rewrite reality when he’s scared enough, and who just might rewrite them in return.- Language:
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02 Dec 2025
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.
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17 Nov 2025
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a gift for the king(a sword for the war) by Gemstones (Tia_Gem), Tia_Gem
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2025
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To His Majesty King Philza Craft of the Kingdom of H'Ardcorre
We humbly present you with our best and most promising weapon, the Blade. Please accept it as our tithe towards the war effort. Put it to whatever use you see fit.
Blood for the Blood God.
Or: a boy shows up at King Philza's door one night with only a letter and a mission; to serve in battle.
Or or: Techno is fifteen and has been trained his whole life to be a weapon. Phil has no intention of sending a child to war and instead decides this strange boy is his new son.
Bookmarked by Block_of_grass
07 Nov 2025