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Techno calls dibs on being dead next time by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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It was honestly a great day for a funeral. The sky was just grey enough to be slightly depressing, but with only a small chance of rain and a good amount of light for picture evidence that the funeral occurred. A drizzle would make for good ambiance but also ruin his hair, so that was fine.
Tommy elbowed him in the side. “You’re supposed to be more depressed!” He whispered.
“Oh I’m sorry,” Techno whispered back, “I’m not supposed to be the emotional one here! That’s your job!”
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There's a funeral. A very legitimate funeral. For a dead person. A definitely dead person. -
Basement Vampire by Block_of_grass for PhinaDead
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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The inside of the cell was somehow even colder than the outside, and Techno circled the box hesitantly. On one side there was a basic latch that didn't even have a lock. Or didn't have a lock anymore.
What's the worst that could be in the box? Without any more thinking he held up his torch with one hand and flipped the box open with another.
The box was holding a corpse.
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Techno finds a basement. And a vampire. And a new dad?
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That had to be Philza, one of the two artists at Syndicate Tattoos. “Sorry to keep you waiting, mate. Whatcha here for?”
“No, I wasn’t waiting at all, actually!” Ranboo said, “I saw that you were looking for apprentices, and I wanted to put in an application! Unless you’re not taking those.” That hadn’t passed his mind before then, but he talked on anyway, “In which case I will go home.” That was a good explanation, right?
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Ranboo applies for a totally normal tattoo apprenticeship.
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Learning to Balance by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Mar 2025
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Techno is a hermit. He also somehow grows wings. What does he do about that?
Absolutely nothing.
Meanwhile the rest of SBI are loosing their minds that they can't find whoever just grew wings.
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Take the cupcake by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 Jun 2024
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The first time Technoblade saw the palace he was 10, and running away from assassins, admittedly bad ones since he’s still alive. The second time he saw the palace was when he was 14, because he was working a bodyguard type job for someone who passed close to the grounds.
Technoblade was staring at the royal palace.
(Aka: Guard Techno fic, with Royalty SBI)
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Ranboo, Purpled, Tommy, Tubbo
Number 1, Number 2, Number 3, Number 4
They've never had anyone but each other, and being space mercenaries had gotten them by. The Unfound Stars are happy by themselves, but will a certain special ops group feel differently?
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“Phil! Finally!” Techno gestured at Tommy and Wilbur, “Tell your miscreants of sons that there’s no way they’re beating us today.”
Phil raised an eyebrow, “Sorry, but you two stand no chance.”
“Hey!” Wilbur said, “Aren’t dad’s supposed to support their kids?”
“I do support you,” Phil paused, “In coming second.”
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Cloaked in Mist by Block_of_grass for Theseuswrites
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Dec 2022
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They created their entire plan on a collective seven and half hours of sleep between the six of them, less than 20 hours before they would put the plan into action.
They also had not tested all the equipment they were going to use.
It's fine. Right?
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Six of Crows style heist
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Their new human was odd.
Wilbur took a species studies course, but clearly they glossed over some important information. Such as what the fuck was going on with Tommy's skin.
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The Way to My Heart is Cookies by Block_of_grass for traitormouse
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2022
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It was all Phil’s fault really. Who in their right mind would trust Tommy around a bowl full of flour? No one. So it really wasn’t his fault.
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Phil never stayed with people, Phil has also never taken an apprentice.
On an unrelated note, he meets Technoblade.
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4 Times Tommy is oblivious + 1 time Grian realizes for him by Block_of_grass for MysteryFury
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Nov 2022
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A 4 + 1 of Tommy being painfully oblivious and Grian being done.
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“I got sunburnt, you bitch.”
“You were out there for like twenty minutes.”
“And I’m never doing it again.”
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Empty Back Seats by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Oct 2022
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Ranboo hated driving at night. They hated driving through the forest at night even more. The forest was an untamed place, if you left it alone, the creatures there would leave you alone. That was Ranboo’s general rule.
But it was impossible to leave town without going though the forest, and sometimes he had to leave.
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Cryptid Technoblade and Ranboo who just wants to make it through the forest in peace.
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- Part 4 of SpookyWeek2022
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The Things You Hate (May be the People You Love) by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Oct 2022
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Wilbur was supposed to be the best. He was supposed to find it easily and put a stake through its heart. He was supposed to be out of this goddamned forest in under a week.
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Vampire hunter Wilbur enters a forest chasing a vampire. Technoblade enters a forest being chased.
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- Part 3 of SpookyWeek2022
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Stubbornly Haunted by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Oct 2022
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“Why can’t we get a nice one room cottage for once? Do you know how long it’s going to take to even find the ghosts in this place!” Tommy said.
“Mansions pay better than cabins, Tommy. And get your ass over here and help move boxes.”
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SBI are ghost hunters, and they're hired to hunt two certain ghosts out of a mansion.
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- Part 2 of SpookyWeek2022
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Brewing a Family by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Oct 2022
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“Do we need more burn cream?” Techno yelled.
“We have enough burn cream to treat a village if everyone jumped into lava.”
“So… I have enough time to make another batch?”
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Technoblade and Philza try to teach Ranboo how to brew potions.
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- Part 1 of SpookyWeek2022
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You Don’t Have to Fight (but you should) by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Aug 2022
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Niki couldn't rely on the Syndicates protection forever.
Who better to learn to fight from then the Blood God himself?
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Family Road Trip (plus two friends) by Block_of_grass for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Aug 2022
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Wilbur decides everyone should go on a road trip, he adopts a student, Techno is done with everything, so is Phil, Tommy gets sick, and Ranboo has cookies. Not exactly in that order.
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Definitely, Totally, 100% Not Sick by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Aug 2022
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“I’m feeling fine!”
“You passed out on the floor and have a fever you aren’t fine”
“No”
“No, you’re not sick, or no you aren’t fine?”
“No”
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Failed Favors by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jul 2022
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“Do me a favor and don’t start a war while I’m gone.” That, along with remember to feed the dogs, was the only thing Techno had told them before he left.
So far they was only succeeding at one of those things.