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How Many XL Meat Lovers Can I Order Before Stuff Gets Gay? (23M) by ekkotimesthree
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Sep 2025
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TG: i went up to the counter last week, right?
TG: per my usual tradition, i ordered an xl meat lovers pizza, cause its the best fucking one of course
TG: but then, when i order my fucking xl limp wristed sausage sucker
TG: the guy taking my order gave me this fucking resentful, repented, lustful look
TG: naturally i turn red as the goddamn tomato sauce
TG: idk man…
TG: something about the way his red eyes looked up and down made me feel a little funny(Or, Dave has a sexuality crisis over a pizza, and horny shenanigans ensue)
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22 Oct 2025
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Punishment For A Monster by mimiquack
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Mar 2023
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“Yeah! Oh, my name is Gojo Satoru, by the way.” He hides the hurt behind his teeth, his grin wide and friendly. He thought he’d only have to introduce himself once to someone he called his best friend. It’s strange to repeat words from more than a decade ago to the same person. “You can call me Satoru.” He hopes he calls him Satoru.
“I’m Geto,” he says back. You were Suguru to me, Gojo thinks. “Nice to meet you, Satoru.”
“Nice to meet you, too.” He leans against the wall beside him, tries to look nonchalant as he does. “So, do you come here often?”
Geto thinks Gojo is just a lonely guy who wants friends. Gojo just wants to know if he remembers him, even just a little bit.
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whatever you like by vasheline
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Mar 2023
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“Tell you what,” Suguru begins. Satoru notices his toes curling into the floor, his thumbs squeezed into his fists. “I could—you know.” Suguru gestures aimlessly in front of himself.
And—no. Satoru does not know. Could what? Surely not— “Are you offering me a hand?” He laughs, shoulders shaking, because that is fucking hilarious.
Suguru’s face scrunches immediately, the hand in front of him waving to dispel the ridiculous words Satoru let into the universe. “No. No—Satoru,” Suguru inhales with his whole chest. “I was just saying, like, I could—” Suguru’s lips pull together for a moment, wrinkling. “I could tell you a story. Something extremely unbelievable, like a girl wanting you to fuck her.”
Satoru's internet priveleges have been taken away. He's horny and unimaginative.
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Wild Oats by No_Ir
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
23 Apr 2023
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“You could come back with me. If you want to.”
“I don’t have anywhere else to go.”
And hasn’t that been the complete truth of his life? Nowhere else to go, except here.
Or, Satoru and Suguru rebuild from the ashes in a world that no longer has any need for them to pretend.
Series
- Part 2 of Pomegranate Seeds