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Third Time's The Charm: Lucifer, And The Universe's Quest to Utterly Humble A Man. by BonsaiKitten
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jan 2026
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The Vee's have been defeated, redemption has been proven to be possible and the Hotel is bursting with Sinners more than ever. Everyone is happy, the world is turning towards a positive direction and life couldn't be better.
Except there's small, tiny problem - Lucifer can't lift a pinky against any of the Sinners and now everybody knows.
Lucifer needs to do something about this before it becomes a real issue and before some other Sinner has a go at him and succeeds. He's a creative person, he's got TONS of ideas, like, all the time, how hard can it be?Turns out, a lot.
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TLDR; How Lucifer deals with being utterly defenseless against Sinners. -
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Unlike what people around him think, Feliciano is a manipulative, sly, Sadist. He wants nothing but world domination, and when he wants something, he gets it. After years of planning, Feliciano finds himself ready to undergo his carefully crafted plan. But what happens when a new country comes into play? Will he listen to his heart, or go with his original plan?
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Don't read this, it's shite - I only keep it for archiving sake and because young me was proud of finally finishing this.
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“You think I can’t woo you in one date?”
Alastor swirled his drink as if this whole conversation wasn’t suddenly tilting on its axis. “That’s a dangerous little wager, sire"
“Scared?” Lucifer teased, his voice smooth despite the telltale heat creeping up his neck.
Alastor scoffed. “Oh, hardly. I simply doubt that even the great Lucifer Morningstar can achieve such a feat.” His smile widened, playful but wary, like a man hovering on the edge of a trap. “You really think you can woo me with just one date?”
Lucifer exhaled, his smirk slow and deliberate, masking the way his heart hammered against his ribs and his confidence was entirely falsified.
“Absolutely.”
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27 Mar 2026
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like snow at the beach, weird but fuckin' beautiful by Arthyradio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2024
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If Alastor was honest, he suspected he saw the most unfiltered version of the Devil. Lucifer was careful to present himself as a charming, eccentric fool to everyone else - even Charlie. He never raised his voice, never demanded or ordered, always maintaining a disarming façade. But with Alastor, the mask slipped. Their exchanges bristled with tension; Lucifer was quick to snarl, to rise to Alastor’s bait, trading barbs with a sharpness that bordered on feral. It never escalated to violence - Lucifer was too concerned with keeping Charlie happy for that - but it often came dangerously close.
This, however, was something different. There was no audience, no theatrics, no carefully curated persona. It was something raw, unguarded, and deeply unsettling in a way Alastor couldn’t fully comprehend.
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5 times Lucifer surprised Alastor in the hotel lobby and 1 time Alastor surprised Lucifer there.
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Alastor avoids Lucifer with professional precision until a wordless gift proves he has been seen anyway.
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- Part 6 of more like resting than running
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26 Mar 2026
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Lucifer withdraws from the world, and in the quiet he realises the one presence he misses most is the last one he should.
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- Part 5 of more like resting than running
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26 Mar 2026
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Alastor is assigned a simple task with Lucifer and discovers the silence between them is far more unsettling than any argument. In the quiet of the pantry, curiosity slips dangerously close to care.
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- Part 4 of more like resting than running
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26 Mar 2026