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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Derek is coping with a lot, his thirtieth birthday, hipsters invading his shop, and his mother deciding it is time to pass the alpha spark to Laura in a big fancy ceremony.

    Peter has pointed out that it is a perfect place for them to get murdered, and is forcing everyone to get a bodyguard.

    Derek ignores the problem until too late and the only bodyguard to be found in Beacon Hills is someone named Stiles.

    A skinny, mouthy, weirdo. Great. Derek is going to die.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    “So what have you been up to this weekend?”
    “Family picnic,” Peter says.
    “Oh, great, great fun,” Tony says and swipes away from the article about Spider-Man wrestling a giant spider on the roof of the Chrysler building.
    It’s quite obvious that Tony knows he is Spider-Man, but decided not to acknowledge it; decided to keep the secret going. For what reason, Peter doesn’t know. Maybe Tony thinks he can use the information in his favor, or maybe he just doesn’t want Peter to freak out. Either way, it serves Peter just fine, because Tony tries so hard to keep up his oblivious act that he never prods too hard or looks too deep.
    Which means all of Peter’s far bigger secrets are still safe.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    Sanji wants Zoro's blood, but can't tell him; also Sanji is Zoro's mate, but neither knows—naturally, a miscommunication occurs.

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    When a wolfsbane-addled werewolf wandered into his garden and ate all his watermelons, Sanji had assumed the most annoying part would be tolerating the wolf's horrendous lack of manners—or the annoying persistence at owing him a favor. He was wrong on both counts. As the reclusive vampire quickly discovered, the hardest part was trying to remain calm when the wolf's enticing blood kept putting him at risk of doing something incredibly stupid...

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    12 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    You know, up until recently, Sanji and Zoro didn’t get along all that well. Or rather, they had a fun argument-centric dynamic whenever they all got together as a group, but outside of that, they lived pretty separate lives. But working together on something for three nights seemed to make something shift between them.

    Now Zoro, who’d never purchased a single pizza from Sanji’s shop in his life, was calling quite frequently for some reason. Sanji didn’t really know what to think. But he does have to admit to himself that he kind of… likes it.

    [5 times Zoro called the pizzeria to flirt, and the 1 time the pizzeria called back]

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    10 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Make the weapons-grade grappa someone else’s problem and get the shitty swordsman off his ass? Two birds with one stone. Maybe Zoro’ll hate it enough to throw a punch and give Sanji license to beat his ass for treating his galley like a shitty dive again. Three birds!

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    10 Sep 2025