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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Unfortunately for all of them, though, before Twitch could even reach where they were sitting, Starscream’s HUD decided this was a wonderful time to tell him that some of his repair systems were failing and he was going to go into an immediate emergency recharge because his fuel tanks were below ten percent and only now decided to tell him.

    If his processor was working, Starscream would have known that he’d turned off his system warning last cycle because they were annoying him and had forgotten to turn them back on.

    Since it wasn’t, he had no time to turn to Hashtag and tell her what was happening before he hit the ground and fell into darkness.

     

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    Starscream sickfic cause there aren't enough :D

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Ok, never know I needed this. What????
    Yes give all the hurt to ES Starscream. YES give him his Trine.

    Currently 22/?
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    Sunk Cost FallacyNoun

    An ingrained failsafe coding instance whereby a mech is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it - even when it becomes clear that abandonment would be more beneficial.
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    Exhausted, depressed and shell-shocked, Skyfire finds himself struggling to adjust to the end of the war he had no choice but to take part in.

    Unfortunately, his fractured sparkbond doesn’t seem to be helping, especially when the culprit - and his two trinemates - reappear back into his life.

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    04 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Dear God. What Golden Goose have I stumbled upon? This glorius Angst filled parfait that's Skyfire centred?? Mine you this is a character i did not give a shit about prior, but now?? YES. Give me his tears, give me his comfort. Give me Thundercracker and Skywarp. Im being indoctrinated, the propaganda is working, i love them.

    Currently 27/?

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Jack, human friend to the autobots stationed on Earth. And now bearer of the Key to Vector Sigma. Nothing could go wrong, right? No, nothing at all.

    I was inspired by the concept of 'haunting a narrative'.

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    02 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jack is turned into a cybertronian by the key, against his will ofc!

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    After witnessing some questionable actions from Soundwave, Thundercracker decided to get to know him better. It all went downhill from there.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    AUTHOR, UPDATE THIS FIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSD
    I've fully fallen for the BoomMic/Soundcracker propaganda and I need more.

    Currently 10/?

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    Quackity wants ONE thing and one thing only.
    To be left alone.
    His chickens are more than enough company and at least they don't want anything from him.
    He only has to give them some wheat and feed to get their approval. Unlike everyone else he's ever met.
    Wait!
    Why does he have a pink haired stalker all of a sudden?

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    The royal family lost their hatchling years ago, they never gave up on finding him regardless of how many years have passed. They'll get him back even if they have to rip the earth apart.
    Quackity just wants to feed his chickens and sit by the fireplace.
    Please let him be.

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    11 Nov 2024

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    Quackity is just tryna live his life, keep his chieckens satisfied. But some haughty Royals just had roll up to the little town he's managed to secure himself in.

    Even so, nothing would go wrong, right?

    Currently 10/?