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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Phil is a regular human man, working in a jewelry store and having normal life. He does miss something he never knew- and when that something, or someones come knocking on the door to his life, he will be taken away :)

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    Or: Welcome to Kidnapped by three vampire...sons?(They say they miss me) official rewrite that somehow quadrapled the og work! Come enjoy the more fleshed out characters and plot :D

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Vampire! SBI except Phil isnt a Vampire and actually just soem guy tjat they reverse adopt (kindap)

    Me likey

    Currently 5/9
  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Thundercracker didn’t know he wanted a conversationalist until he found two.
    Soundwave wasn’t looking for an equal or someone he could be vulnerable around. Yet they found him anyway.
    But most of all, Ultra Magnus had not expected to find something he had never given thought to before.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Ultra/Soundwave/TC is a rarepair i did not know of till now and im EATING it up.
    Omgg
    Author update this and my life is yours. You can have my firstborn.

    Currently 5/10
  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Unfortunately for all of them, though, before Twitch could even reach where they were sitting, Starscream’s HUD decided this was a wonderful time to tell him that some of his repair systems were failing and he was going to go into an immediate emergency recharge because his fuel tanks were below ten percent and only now decided to tell him.

    If his processor was working, Starscream would have known that he’d turned off his system warning last cycle because they were annoying him and had forgotten to turn them back on.

    Since it wasn’t, he had no time to turn to Hashtag and tell her what was happening before he hit the ground and fell into darkness.

     

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    Starscream sickfic cause there aren't enough :D

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Ok, never know I needed this. What????
    Yes give all the hurt to ES Starscream. YES give him his Trine.

    Currently 22/?
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    Sunk Cost FallacyNoun

    An ingrained failsafe coding instance whereby a mech is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it - even when it becomes clear that abandonment would be more beneficial.
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    Exhausted, depressed and shell-shocked, Skyfire finds himself struggling to adjust to the end of the war he had no choice but to take part in.

    Unfortunately, his fractured sparkbond doesn’t seem to be helping, especially when the culprit - and his two trinemates - reappear back into his life.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Dear God. What Golden Goose have I stumbled upon? This glorius Angst filled parfait that's Skyfire centred?? Mine you this is a character i did not give a shit about prior, but now?? YES. Give me his tears, give me his comfort. Give me Thundercracker and Skywarp. Im being indoctrinated, the propaganda is working, i love them.

    Currently 27/?

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Jack, human friend to the autobots stationed on Earth. And now bearer of the Key to Vector Sigma. Nothing could go wrong, right? No, nothing at all.

    I was inspired by the concept of 'haunting a narrative'.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Jack is turned into a cybertronian by the key, against his will ofc!