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How long has he been stranded here? There is nothing but water and rock surrounding him, tiny pebbles scattered around covering nearly every inch of the ground below him. He doesn't remember how it started; all he knows is that he is trapped. The ache in his stomach grows.
Inspired by a conversation with friends.
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Sanji is finishing pre-departure prep when the Marines start to board the aircraft. It's a full flight with 109 passengers and at first and at first, it seems to be the usual charter flight, bringing the troops back home for some much needed R&R, but all that changes when a certain green headed buffoon turns his world upside down; risking his sanity and his job.
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Taken from my Tumblr:hey AO3, it’s Rev. what’s up?
Something, - the same thing pushing me to write this novel of a confession - is driving me to want to start writing again. To finally finish what 20 year old me had started. To finally put these cockamamie ideas in print and release them to a waning audience.
much love,
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Zoro and Sanji doing not so naughty things in a naughty way. Horrible summary. I just ruined the internet. Modern AU
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Speed, agility, powerful legs, stamina, floppy ears and fluffy tails. These were the things rabbits were best known for. And, boy, did those play their part in the bedroom. ZoSanZo. One Shot.
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“Alright,” Sanji leaned forward, steepling his fingers in his lap as he flashed Zoro an impish grin. “If you’re so sure, how about we make it a bet?”
Zoro perked up, responding to the competitive twist in his tone. The hairs on his arms were already standing on end, his skin prickling with goosebumps at the thought of another chance to put the prissy bastard in his place. “What kind of bet?”
Sanji tapped the end of his pen against his lips, looking smug and over-confident in a way that had Zoro’s combative side swelling instinctively against the challenge. “Using what I know about you from the unfortunate times we’ve spent together. I’ll plan a date I think you’ll enjoy.”
Zoro blinked, taken aback. “You’re gonna take me on a date?” He asked incredulously.
“We’ll call it a practice date."
A short fic idea that goes with my love counselor au drawings that you can find here on tumblr or twitter
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20 Jan 2026
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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21 Feb 2024
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Everyone knows Zoro has the perfect boyfriend—tall, blonde, and handsome. He cooks Zoro’s bento every day, fights as well as Zoro does, and has the clearest, bluest eyes mankind has ever seen.
Everyone also knows this “boyfriend” doesn’t actually exist.
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23 Jul 2023
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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22 Jul 2023
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The Kite (an ARG server recollection) by sen_plastirk
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2024
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At first, it started off so innocent. Where did all go wrong? Why did it happen in the first place?
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In other words, a discord server turned to a house in the lwtfak ARG world. Will they be able to solve the mystery behind all the disappearances? Plenty of gore, comedy, and suspence to be added!Bookmarked by BrainDeadMaggot
11 Jul 2023