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• Damnation of the Incorruptible by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game), Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Rody Lamoree
  • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
  • Canon Compliant
  • Zombie Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Second Person
  • POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • ZAU scar kisses (oh no)
  • Z!co-worker Needs to get his freaky noggin checked out I swear
  • i'm ashamed and want to make other people suffer
  • uuuuh warning for sensuality
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • wrote this in someone's DMs
  • neither of us are getting into the pearly gates
  • Forward all funeral expenses to Aziidaa they are responsible for my actions
  • Fellas is it gay to be gay
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Mute Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • ...they kind of have an underlying hate thing going on
  • NOT SMUT SLASH SERIOUS
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • Illustrations
  • Consent is HOT 👍
  • they kiss and make out
  • additional tags in work notes
  • Wait I fr think this is the first work with illustrations on EH ao3
  • AND theyre by two of my favorite artists weeps...
  • Painplay
  • Dom/sub
  • Most of this is actually pretty normal

  Summary

  A beast trapped in his mind and flesh, and a man with little room left for anything other than the desire to survive, have made it five years into a new age.

  The wandering duo is unique, cheaters of death and rot, both grossly different but imperfect forms of immortality. Life is alright, life is steady, life is comfortable, yet something is missing. This absence may even be strong enough to kill the undead.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Neptuna & Aziidaa’s SIGverse Apocalypse AU
  • Part 2 of Best of Neptuna

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,860

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  43

  Kudos:

  56

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  869

• Don't Use Him or You'll Always Need by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  25 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Alternate Universe - Original
  • but closely follows game and its contents
  • POV Second Person
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Werewolf/Lycanthrope Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Possessive Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Painplay
  • consensual cannibalism
  • Casual afterwork activities
  • This is really hard to explain
  • Soulmatism
  • Dom/sub
  • Bottom Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Top Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • does this count as hurt/comfort
  • fluff but in like a weird roundabout way
  • Body Worship
  • Wound Tending
  • Blood and Injury
  • Praise Kink
  • Overstimulation
  • Aftercare
  • Massage
  • clear consent and boundaries
  • Safewords
  • No Smut
  • they don't even mouth kiss
  • they're both gonna hate themselves in the morning
  • honestly the cannibalism is only about half of the fic
  • the rest is them arguing
  • strangers to ???

  Summary

  Sometimes when you live long enough, you get careless, get loose.

   

  …Offering yourself as a late-night craving quencher is maybe a little extreme, though.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Going over to bro’s pad and Talking A Lot

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,981

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  274

• Cinnabar by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  01 Nov 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Marianne "Manon" Vacher
  • POV Second Person
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Vampire Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Alternate Universe - Detectives
  • Alternate Universe - Historical
  • Unconventional Original and Classic Vampire Lore
  • oh lort they kissin
  • Vampire Bites
  • Human/Vampire Relationship
  • coworker elevator hitch is a freak
  • but that’s nothing new now is it
  • A lot of Banter and Arguing
  • and Kissin
  • they kiss
  • they kiss and make out with tongue
  • Manhandling
  • But because they’re literally fighting like with fists and teeth
  • Mentioned C. D. (Jackpot Crash Course)
  • purposely pissing off a Vampire so he feeds from you (consensually)
  • Alcohol and Depressants
  • Coworker discovering things about himself
  • TLDR bro’s a freak
  • Illustrations
  • and goodness are they illustrations (by Aziidaa)
  • Dom/sub
  • Pillow Talk
  • Sharing a Bed
  • Sharing Body Heat

  Summary

  A conversion.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Neptuna & Aziidaa SIGverse Vampire AU
  • Part 4 of Best of Neptuna
  • Part 3 of Going over to bro’s pad and Talking A Lot

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  23,166

  Chapters:

  4/5

  Comments:

  29

  Kudos:

  54

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,000