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Kaveh's lesson in the art of 'Sporking.' by ThisFlowerisAlreadyDead
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Dec 2023
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“Obviously, they weren’t the sharpest fork in the drawer.” Alhaitham stated. “They could’ve just called it back cuddling, or even ‘sporking’. ”
“Excuse me, sporking?” Kaveh felt himself choke on his own spit. Somehow, the concept was horrifying and amusing. He bit the insides of his lip, hiding his mouth with the covers to hide his mortified look.
“Like cuddling, sporks are flexible when it comes to serving food. Unlike forks and spoons, they don’t have limited usages, akin to how cuddling doesn’t have limited positions. Since sporks are much more versatile than regular spoons, shouldn’t that be applicable to humans as well?” Alhaitham asked, his tone was deadpan serious.
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Kaveh, infuriated but flustered by Alhaitham's lack of romanticism decides to give Alhaitham a lesson in the 'Art of Spooning.'
Alhaitham, being the oblivious man he is pulls out several spoons. Shenanigans and Sporks occure.
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- Part 1 of Kaveh's Lessons in the art of Romance
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Kaveh regrets ever accepting this new commission. It is not the pay nor the project itself – both are to the architect’s satisfaction. No, the problem is the client and her obsession with Kaveh.
She believes them to be “destined for each other” and takes Kaveh’s rejection as playing hard to get. In his desperation Kaveh lies about having a boyfriend, a certain scribe he shares a home with and is oh-so madly in love with. Now he has to convince Alhaitham to play the part, when his client insists on meeting the “love of his life”.
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Alhaitham closed his book and looked at the two once more. Inside that house, they lived in their own little world. The girl looked at her mother as if she were the sun, the only guiding light she would ever need.
Alhaitham wondered how fate could be so cruel.
“Soon, that girl will be an orphan.”
Nahida is the daughter of Rukkhadevata, a world-renowned mathematical genius. After a tragic accident leaves her orphaned, she is assigned a guardian angel and guardian devil pair - Alhaitham and Kaveh. Despite their clash of ideals and never-ending arguments, the two try their best to guide Nahida through her childhood as she faces increasing pressure to match up to her mother's legacy.
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20 Aug 2024
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Found family Found family Found family Found family
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When Kaveh receives an invitation to teach a course at the Fontaine Research Institute for an event, Kaveh feels obligated to pay a visit to his step family as well. As exciting as it is to finally be around family again, there's just one problem: he barely knows them, and he's not sure if they even want to get to know him.
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Bookmarked by Buttered_Toastx777
04 Sep 2024
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We are emotional with this one
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Kaveh,If you’re reading this, then I am probably dead, although there is a small chance I am in prison instead. To your right, you will find several important documents. I have given you power of attorney and funds for a legal defense, if necessary. My last will and testament is also attached. Essentially, I have left everything to you.
I love you. Please mourn me for an appropriate period of time, then find a way to be happy.
- Alhaitham
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31 Oct 2024
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Squealing and kicking my feet