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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    26 May 2026

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    22 May 2026

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    shane hollander shirtless
    shane hollander sweaty
    how to flirt with autistic boy
    is it okay to ask someone if they’re gay
    shane hollander freckles
    shane hollander fight with scott hunter all angles
    ilya rozanov funniest moments
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    OR - Hollanov’s story through the years told through the Google search history of Ilya Rozanov

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    20 May 2026

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    Faggot Patrol Officer #81 @iEatHollander
    im cryinggf at shane having a candy cig #LETSHANESMOKE2022
    jennie @sh24ies
    SHANE HOLLANDER IS THE LAST PERSON WHO WANTS TO SMOKE YOU SICK FUCK

    Shane Hollander is a poser. There's no denying it.

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    19 May 2026

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    LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine

    LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch

    LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau

    LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao    

    Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.

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    19 May 2026

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    The poster reads, from the top:

    Times When it is Okay to Interrupt Mr. Malkin:

    1.) Hitler invades Russia
    2.) Fire
    3.) German U-boat spotted in the Allegheny
    4.) Sidney Crosby walks in the room

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    19 May 2026

  7. Rec 62

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    “He’s not a man who’s used to romance, Zhenya,” Seryozha still tried to reason with him. “And you come on strong, you know. You’re an emotional type.”

    Zhenya comes to America to bond with Sidney Crosby. It does not go well.

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    17 May 2026

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    The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live.

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    Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.

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    13 May 2026

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    The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.

    Set during Ilya's last year as a Raider and Michaud's first day as a Metro.

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    05 May 2026

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    04 May 2026

  11. Rec 17

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    As the huddle around Ilya breaks, he spots Shane across the rink, already glaring at him. Pissing Shane off is one of Ilya’s favorite pastimes, seeing that scrunched nose and puffed chest crack through his reserved exterior. Typically, Shane’s anger has the same ferocity as a frustrated kitten who riles up just as quickly as he calms down, but the gaze currently directed Ilya’s way is more like a panther: lethal and stalking, following Ilya’s every movement as he skates back to the bench.

    “You just have everyone fuckin’ fooled, don’t you?”

    Ilya’s skate catches as he leaves the ice, unsteady on more than just the rubber floor. “What are you talking about?”

    “Everyone just thinks you’re so… perfect.” There’s an unfamiliar snarl on the lips Ilya knows so well, a hardness to the eyes he memorized years ago. “When exactly did the Golden Boy learn to fight dirty?”

    Or, the role reversal fic nobody asked for.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    hockey twt socmed fics ft the neutral zone podcast

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Hayden Pike is notoriously terrible at noticing the many details his FanMail videos contain. It's a good thing that fans know how to keep silent.

    or,

    After the outing, we find out that a bunch of fans had already received fanmail from Hayden that featured mildly incriminating Hollanov lore but kept it to themselves.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    15 Apr 2026

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    The cuddle room, as Phil has dubbed it, started around the time of their first cup win.

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    12 Apr 2026

  16. Rec 84

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    Dedicated to Sidney Crosby's butt.

    We are all Tina Belcher.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

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    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    10 Apr 2026

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    07 Apr 2026

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    JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.

    Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.

    Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.

    or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.

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    07 Apr 2026

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