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His back is being pushed onto the mattress, knees meeting with his chest, legs pressing against Sanji’s shoulders, ankles dangling in the air and the shiny butt plug springs into view, “You didn’t forget the entire reason I bought this now didn’t you?”
Zoro has a pretty new toy that Sanji gifted him and Sanji has quite a bit of fun playing with it, and Zoro? Well he is just along for the ride.
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- Part 2 of Bottom Roronoa Zoro
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20 Mar 2026
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Zoro crosses his arms. He’s still shirtless from earlier, and his meaty biceps sit neatly beneath his pecs. He quirks an unimpressed eyebrow at Sanji. “Won’t touch, huh?”
Sanji cuts an eye at Zoro. His attempts at seduction will go unmentioned. “I was serious about that, marimo.”
There’s a moment of silence as Zoro watches him, taking in his expression. Eventually, he snorts and looks away. “Yeah, right. You won’t last the day.”
or Sanji and Zoro make a bet that whoever can go the longest without touching the other wins. No fighting, no kissing, no nothing. It’s torture, and they’ll do just about anything to make the other break first.
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19 Mar 2026
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Porny Davekat Fluff. That's literally it.
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24 Feb 2026
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Dave and Karkat are invited to spend the night participating in watching a cinematic movie marathon by all their other friends. The pair decline and partake in more fulfilling activities.
In which Karkat shows off his tounge piercing, and Dave lets him experience his piercings down there.
While their friends are away having a movie marathon, Dave and Karkat participate in marathon sex on the couch.
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24 Feb 2026
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Soulmarks were supposed to be simple. Instead, Dave got two aliens. Karkat and Sollux got one human. And everyone? They got more than they bargained for.
As Earth falls and a rebellion crumbles, unlikely soulmates navigate trauma, tyranny, and the complexities of cross-species romance.
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31 Jan 2026
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Why the fuck did you bring up the stupid sexy dream in the first place? You don’t want to talk about it, don’t want to admit anything—you don’t want to ruin whatever it is you might have, with him, before it even gets off the ground.
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28 Dec 2025
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Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure.
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28 Dec 2025
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John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.
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Originally for the kink meme.
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23 Dec 2025
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i had the draft titled "d strides d sucks practice" in google docs so im using that by kissmesonofgod
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Jun 2024
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You make eye contact with yourself in the mirror from behind your shades. An embarrassed smile is tugging at the corners of your lips.
“Shit, what do people usually do here? Uh. Rules? A) No going to bed before you can suck down to here,” You mark the spot on the toy for yourself with your finger. “B) If you feel like you're gonna hurl, drink water then get back to it, and C) have fun and be yourself.”
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22 Dec 2025
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Jade wants Karkat's help in giving Dave a special surprise.
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- Part 2 of Davejadekat Smut
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22 Dec 2025
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In which Meat Dave's got a lot on his mind late at night(?) out in the depths of space, chasing after his villain arc Strider bro.
What better way to distract himself from the inevitable confrontation soon to come than by getting down and dirty with his disgruntled alien boyfriend?
6000 words of davekat freaking ensues
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21 Dec 2025
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Karkat is struggling with an upcoming exam that's making him feel insecure when Dave gets home.
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13 Dec 2025
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From the prompt: Karkat shows Dave a kink video as a joke, and it turns out Dave is unexpectedly and humiliatingly into it. Karkat figures it out & wants to indulge him. I don't care what the particular kink in the video is, I'm more focused on the embarrassment part and Dave being a mix of aroused/ashamed the whole time.
They don't actually get as kinky as *cough* the video they watch might suggest but it's their first time and they're figuring things out and Dave is a ball of shame.
Also this is a comic.
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13 Dec 2025
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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12 Dec 2025
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Karkat accidentally hits Dave with his car and, upon finding out that he's concussed and has some broken bones, guiltily agrees to take care of him until he heals.
Soulmate au
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10 Dec 2025
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Dave and Karkat's relationship has been fairly steady since they reunited- but Karkat's trip to California brings some new information to light that reveals a dangerous undertow beneath the seemingly-smooth waves.
Between attempting to navigate a week of long-distance sexting, a couple of chance encounters, and secrets coming to light, the shaky rope bridge they've tried to build might hold strong- or it could snap and send everything tumbling apart.
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- Part 2 of To Build a Home
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07 Dec 2025
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One day Karkat Vantas Is posed with a challenge he can't overcome.
A male client calls the telesex department of his company and he will not sweet-talk a stranger into climaxing over the phone.
Sooooooooo the company decides to hire someone to do just that.- Language:
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07 Dec 2025
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Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.
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02 Dec 2025
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“You know, if I were someone else I’d be somewhat suspicious about how much information you seem to have on every person you meet or stumble across,” you mention to Sollux, sitting in the cockpit beside him. “Then again, if I were someone else I would have probably hid your warning about not associating with you and I’d be short one pilot, one apiary expert, one warp core engineer, and one excellent wing-man, so I’d try not to see a horse gift on the mouth.”
Dave Strider wants to protect his soulmate, Karkat Vantas, the guy he's been seeing in his dreams ever since he was a teenager, and Sollux Captor wants to save someone important to him too, someone who’s destined to lead the Third Sufferer’s Rebellion and die brutally executed for it. The two men live and work together on a delivery ship while they investigate the Time Loop Phenomenon in their spare time, going through the notes of Past Captors to make sure this timeline doesn't end doomed with capital D.
If it's up to Sollux to save everyone, then it's up to Dave to save him from himself...
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- Part 1 of Gold Pilot AU
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02 Dec 2025
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why do they call it cabin when you cab in the woods of out eat hot the troll by chthonicArcher, landofchaosandbloom for Biouxp
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Aug 2024
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Oh. Oh shit. The guy—a troll, maybe in his mid-twenties, short and tired-looking—isn’t really what you had expected. You stare at him in silence, and he stares back, and oh god this is so awkward.
“Motherfucker,” he says, breaking the uneasy silence. Somehow, despite the clear exhaustion written on his face, every single syllable overflows with venom. “Double-booked. Are you shitting me?”
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02 Dec 2025