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    James and Barty oneshots, all in the same universe unless stated otherwise

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    Chaos had been in the foster care system for the large majority of their life, and they are very not okay. They'll get better one day, one far off day filled with many sleepless nights filled with hopelessness before that. It gets worse before it gets better, they just gotta live to see the rainbow.

    The name of the series is from the song "Twin Size Mattress" by The Front Bottoms

    The name of the first work is from the song "Alien Blues" by Vundabar

    The name of the Christmas oneshot is of my own making.

    There is more to come, I promise.

    (Hi, from like a year later, that was a lie and I think I just burned myself?)

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Recent bookmarks

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    The Discreet Gentleman’s Connection is the number one choice for discerning gentlewizards, offering only the finest floo call connections.

    Crave the voice of another man? We’ll connect you. Securely. Anonymously. Discreetly.

    Five Galleons per call.

    Warning:

    The company is not liable for damages if the user discovers that they’ve been having anonymous floo-sex with their lifelong enemy.

    Nor is the company liable for damages if the user ends the call without revealing their own identity, intending to forget this whole thing ever happened.

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    28 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Om my gawd.

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    Yotsuba Arc Lawlight but Light retains his memories and it gets completely chaotic. A Misa/Rem side storyline! Essentially just " You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" as a ship dynamic.

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    05 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I have taste.

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    Peter Parker is known to his classmates as kind, smart, and always willing to help out someone in need. He's the upperclassman sweetheart of his school's engineering department and is loved by all, so when some of his classmates find out Peter just turned 21, they decide to invite him out on the town to introduce him to bar culture. Little do they know, Peter is friends with mercenaries and has spent the last seven years knee deep in New York's crime scene due to his vigilante work. Chaos ensues.
    ...
    Otherwise known as Peter is best friends with one Wade Wilson and has been frequenting Sister Margaret's since he was a teenager.

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    24 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    If my bookmark was "emotionally creams", would people think me a freak?

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    Peter sometimes forgot that he was a vigilante and not quite a superhero.

    There were a few distinct differences given that the superheroes of Earth were under the control of a collection of governments with the Sokovia Accords.

    But one major difference between a superhero and a vigilante- between an Avenger and Spider-Man- was that the police fucking hate vigilantes.

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    24 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Peter!!!

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    “Are we on the same page?” Matt asked.

    “We’re so gonna get caught.” Peter bemoaned.

    “We are not on the same page.” Matt acknowledged.

    They were soon enough, though, because what other option was there? The cops were coming, and there was no way to avoid them.

    Hence, Matt was a concussed blind man and Peter was the terrified adolescent who'd stuck by his side.

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    24 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GUH I LOVE FJEM