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    Team 7's Secret Motto by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    30 Dec 2022

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    Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    "Also, speaking of illusions, I want each of you to start practicing it by using henge around town until someone dispels it or you run out of chakra."

    Kakashi performed the technique, turning into a chibi version of himself. "It's a very useful skill, and you should all be more than proficient with it by the time we take any serious missions out of the village."

    Naruto frowned, squinting at Kakashi a good ten seconds before something clicked. He gasped sharply and points an accusing finger up where Kakashi's face normally sits. "You are a pervert! This just proves it!"

    Kakashi and his teammates blink at him. "What?"

    "If it's just an illusion, when you turn into a kid, you're getting everyone to stare at your crotch!" accused Naruto.

    A full beat of silence followed before a puff of smoke reveals the proper sized Kakashi. "Right, new rule. All transformations will be height appropriate."

    Sasuke smothered a snicker while Sakura looked indecisive whether she wanted to rage at everyone for the oversight or thank Kakashi for the new rule.

     

    Gaara was a little disturbed that the walls unexpectedly started laughing. He was used to the voice in his head. That was normal. But when the walls themselves started snickering, he decided that maybe he should go sit with his siblings. Weird things like that didn't happen when they were around.

    The redhead abruptly pivoted on his foot and walked right back the way he'd come rather than continue to explore in solitude, completely ignoring the nervous sweat breaking out across his brow.

    When Kankuro shot past him, blathering on about that stupid puppet and some interesting forms of torture, Gaara hesitated. Kankuro disappeared around the corner he'd just come from.

    Kankuro yelped, followed by a loud thud. A short bit later, Kankuro was squealing like a stuck pig.

    The walls laughed again, only closer this time, like people were standing on either side of him.

    Gaara froze, eyes glancing up and down the hall. Kankuro had turned the corner, and that left the redhead the sole occupant of that stretch of hallway.

    Cold sweat trickled down Gaara's spine.

     

    Naruto carefully pealed Sasuke's hand from his face. "Yeah, well, point stands. Girls are just as perverted. They just get away with it 'cause they're girls."

    Sakura shook her head vehemently. "No way! It's totally different! Girls don't go around reading trash like Icha Icha in public!"

    "Psh, that's only because there isn't a book geared towards them. I bet, if Icha Icha had a female lead, the women would go nuts over it." Naruto smirked. "And you just admitted they would read it, just not in public."

    Sakura gasped, affronted. "I did no such thing!"

    "You totally did! Didn't she, Sasuke?"

    Sasuke was still holding himself and shivering, ignoring the conversation completely.

    That didn't stop Naruto and Sakura from carrying on. They argued for another five minutes about the topic before Sasuke finally snapped out of it.

    "Seriously!" argued Naruto. "If there was a female version of Icha Icha, women all over would be reading it! I bet you would read it!"

    The raven haired genin scoffed loudly, momentarily distracting the two. "If that's the case, why don't you just make one?"

    Sakura and Naruto stared at him blankly for a couple moments before slow smiles started creeping across their faces. As he watched, Sasuke was mortified when said grins became almost manic and a disturbingly familiar glint entered their eyes.

    It was exactly in that moment when both of his teammates exchange such predatory grins, Sasuke realized he 'effed up.

    And if it wasn't already obvious, this was exactly when fate and destiny took a nosedive and shattered any sort of preconceived plans they were fostering.

    So, unbeknownst to the happily ignorant shinobi nations, three genin six feet under, were about to decimate the world as they knew it.

    As the day wore on and eventually faded into night, Sakura and Naruto were hatching the most inconceivable plan a genin had ever had the nerve or guts to try. Despite his misgivings, Sasuke was a member of Team 7. He sat there and helped plan right along with them. Hours passed, notes were made, ideas exchanged, and before sunrise the next day, the rough draft for society's doom was resting innocently in the hands of three prepubescent teens stuck in an exam they are scared of dying too young in.

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    An Invasion of Batmen by

    Fandoms: DCU  

    30 Dec 2022

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    Not even his honeymoon can convince Bruce to leave his duties, especially when the JLA is busier than usual and the fact of said honeymoon means Superman will be absent as well. His kids promise to take care of everything, though. He really should not have trusted them so easily.

    Or, Justice League meets Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And --

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    12 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Oh, come the fuck on!” Oliver waved an arm at the head of the table. “He’s black!”

    “Really, now, Green Arrow. I believed better of you.” Wonder Woman sniffed. “That hardly has anything to do with his abilities as a hero.”

    “Indeed.” Aquaman frowned. “Why, would you claim Aqualad is incapable of heroism for such a reason?”

    “You know that’s not what I meant! Just — Batman isn’t black!”

    “I see no reason why Batman can’t be black,” Flash said with a shrug. “He is the Dark Knight, after all.”

    Oliver glared at the man — young man, there was no way this person was out of his teens no matter how much bulk the cape added — sitting at the end of the table in Batman’s usual spot. At his gaze, the absolutely not Batman looked up from the documents he had been perusing with a frown, white lenses locking on Oliver’s. He opened his mouth, and Oliver had a sinking realisation that he knew exactly what would come out before he heard it.

    “I am Batman.”

    Fuck this, he was retiring.

    ***

    Today’s Batman was tiny. Also a woman. Still, she had introduced herself as Batman, mostly in the face of the increasingly disbelieving statements from most of the League, and said it with such grave conviction that Billy wouldn’t have questioned her even if it hadn’t been impolite to do so.

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    feet firmly planted in the sky by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    22 Feb 2024

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    “Well, if that’s all.”

    “If you aren’t shaking down old women for pocket money, then what are you doing in here? Don’t tell me you’re actually interested in…geriatrics? Are those rumors actually true?”

    Toji pays closer attention to the book that he picked up in his avoidance of Sasuke and grimaces, quickly tucking it back on the shelf where he grabbed it from. “No.”

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    And Then There Were Three by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    06 Dec 2022

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    Auntie Oriko's belly was taut, round, and unblemished. Even if she had a kunai lodged in her eye, Itachi had left her visibly pregnant stomach alone. It was an oversight on Itachi's part. Babies can survive in their mother's corpse for an upwards of five minutes. This changes everything.

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    Crossed Wires by

    Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    05 Aug 2024

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    Naruto characters finding themselves in various situations in the BNHA-verse.

    The individual stories are interconnected.

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