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Based on that doodle Ryoko Kui did of Chilchuck’s nightmare. I wanted to write out what I thought that scene would look like.
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Chilchuck and Laios get into a rough spot with a monster, and Laios has to practice his leadership skills
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- Part 2 of Chillaios monster escapades
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Chilchuck and Laios get lost while looking for a monster, unfortunately it just so happens to be in one of the few dungeons that has banshees in it.
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- Part 1 of Chillaios monster escapades
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Laios and Chilchuck deal with manticore troubles, and are forced to survive it together when they’re separated from the party.
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- Part 4 of Chillaios monster escapades
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While examining a nest, Laios gets grabbed by a monster. To make it worse, Chilchuck is with him too, and is not happy about it.
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- Part 3 of Chillaios monster escapades
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Chillaios monster escapades by Calzonecal
Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
03 Nov 2024
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Honestly this series mostly exists bc I’m obsessed with Chilchuck’s main criticism of Laios being repeatedly brought up as Laios “being too reckless”.
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Coming Attractions by runicmagitek
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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“Wait a second,” Tenna said. “Did you—”
“Pay my mechanic friend a visit to implement those upgrades we discussed two months ago?” Mettaton finished his question, nonchalant while examining nails he didn’t have. “Oh yes, I believe I did.”
Okay, he had to bribe Alphys with an overwhelming stockpile of eroge visual novels and six dakimakura covers of questionably proportioned anime women to patch his joystick strap-on, but that was a price he was willing to pay (literally—with a credit card).
For the past year, the masses have speculated if romance is blooming between the rising star and the veteran TV host. Great question. Honestly, Mettaton has been wondering the same thing—and he’s the one literally railing the guy two hours before their joint interview.
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11 Jan 2026
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Perhaps this was a good sign. A step in the right direction and away from his downwards spiral of uuuggghhhh. Because the way Mettaton saw it, he now had one of two options.
One: retreat to the lukewarm comforts of a lumpy couch until he became one with the cushions and waited until the inevitable heat death of the universe collapsed onto him to finally end the soul-crushing boredom.
Or two: watch whatever the hell was on his newly acquired TV.
Alone and bored to death, Mettaton looks for a way to pass the time while the Internet is down. Good news, he does. Bad news... uh, it’s totally normal to want to kiss your recently acquired TV, right? (asking for a friend, haha...)
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11 Jan 2026
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Tenna needs a hug after a stressful day.
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11 Jan 2026
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There is a man in her house. Toriel has no idea how he got here.
He was dripping wet like the kids were. He has a TV for a head. He appeared after the bright light came out of the television that had been dropped on the floor.
She should have glass shards, a broken CRT, and several puddles to clean up. Instead she only has puddles to clean up since instead the TV is attached to a body and it’s laying on her couch right now.
Or: Toriel learns her TV is alive. And a father apparently. She's certainly...confused, but housing him is the least she can do to try to ignore the guilt of not knowing her objects were alive. It's just..an adjustment.
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10 Jan 2026
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Little fluff thing with Tenna and Susie for a secret santa exchange! Based on a prompt from my giftee Orifiel about wanting to see Tenna & Susie spend christmas together, with Tenna doing his best to make it perfect for her ^-^ Had a lot of fun with this, love their dynamic, and hope you enjoy!
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06 Jan 2026