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Destiny's Fate by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
28 Apr 2023
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You are a pawn, one like hundreds of thousands in a million different stories, innumerable and uncountable.
But you are different
You, the reader, choose the path, you choose your destiny, your fate.
What side will you choose? Will you be a righteous hero, diabolical villain, or a peaceful rouge?
How will you fight? Will you attack? Defend? Or will you let the dogs of war tear each other to shreds and scavenge what remains?
Will you build relationships? Go out on your own? Or make calculated moves, cold and amoral?
And most importantly...
Who are You?
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How to leave a Deathworld in 5 steps or less. by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
31 Mar 2023
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A random guy gets Isekaid, ROBd, whatever you wanna call it, into humble ol Brockton motheringfucking Bay
Naturally he rejects this idea and promptly tried to exit Earth Bet in a calm fashion.
The Universe happens to dislike his idea quite a bit.
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An Emperors Descent by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Thump. Thump. Thump.
That was all Kaiser could hear, the endless droning of feet marching in perfect sync. It was all he knew for the last 3 days since that damnable thing destroyed his legacy, it took all that he created and destroyed it in a night.
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Now and Forever more by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
11 Nov 2022
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I knew I wasn’t normal
And don’t get me wrong, normal is a very loose term in this world of super hero’s and villains, but I don’t mean it a super power type way. I mean it in a fundamental truth type way. Even the oldest memory I can remember has me be influenced in a way, guided to the most desirable outcome.
Be it a gut feeling whispering to me to take a left instead of a right that would’ve ended up at a cape fight, or choosing to pick a lottery ticket that just seemed right. That lottery ticket won me $3000.
What I’m trying to say is that I’m not normal, normal people don’t have a voice helping them, a voice urging them on, a voice telling him to conquer and slaughter them as is his right as a C’1@3.
…. So yeah. I know I’m not normal.
And I’m okay with that.
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Bacons Cooky Crazy Warhammer Fics (Patent Pending) by CanadianBacon5
Fandom Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Sukuna squats down, face in his hands. He's lacking a chair to complete the infamous Shinji pose here.
'God, if you can hear me; I fucking hate you and everything in this fucking world. Damn it all.'
He doesn't know why he isn't panicking. His mind is stupidly clear for having just transmigrated between universes. Either an isekai buff or it's all just too ridiculous to yet register. Also, his midsection hurts, he should heal that. Oh! Guess original Sukuna's abilities integrated into him completely. Atleast there's that. Should he ever want to kill somebody or himself he'll have no problems.
Or; some random dude gets thrust into Sukuna's position and thus has to navigate (and fix— his morals demand) the world of Jjk without fucking things up too bad and going insane in the process
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15 May 2026
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CO-OP Gambit by CainoftheEnd, Gillionwillion, repugnantecreaturaputrida, rukibur, saharadunes, TAX3s
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
19 May 2026
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[SYSTEM LOG: CULLING_GAME_INIT] -------------------------------------------------- > STATUS: ONLINE > COLONIES: 10/10 LOADED > PARTICIPANTS: 189,126 > ANOMALIES DETECTED: 7 --------------------------------------------------
WARNING: Validation check failed for KOGANE.sg instances: 73 04 26 76 43 07 11.
"What the fuck."
Something went terribly wrong.
The Culling Games were a smooth-running ritual designed to optimise cursed energy across Japan through a process of competitive elimination, an impeccable masterwork of barrier techniques, conditions, and vows meant to operate without any possible outside interference. However, on November 12th, something broke the carefully crafted laws upon laws of the Game, tearing through instructions and possibilities to bring in something new.
Multiple somethings.
On the 12th of November 2018, the balance of the world shifted for the first time since the birth of Satoru Gojo.
And it would never recover.
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- Part 1 of The Culling Games: CO-OP
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
13 May 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
10 May 2026
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Kurourushi was a Special Grade cursed spirit who served as a brief antagonist during Jujutsu Kaisen’s Culling Game arc. By the time Yuta Okkotsu had appeared, it had managed to obtain, what was it, 54 points? It, despite being a curse, had been a player powerful enough to force a stalemate between itself and three top-tier reincarnated sorcerers, until Yuta had exorcised it with the power of love or some shit, only for it to come back, and get exorcised again by Ryu’s high-output Biden Blast.
A strong antagonist for sure, and despite the internet rage at the time, they personally thought the cockroach curse had made a pretty interesting fight, and had possibly one of the most dangerous cursed techniques shown by a cursed spirit in the entire manga. That said, you would never catch them wishing to be a FUCKING COCKROACH.
Funny how things played out, wasn't it.
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08 May 2026
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The Untitled Jujutsu Game by hohohomicide
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
03 Feb 2026
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It's a lovely morning in Tokyo Jujutsu High, and you are a horrible goose.
“Oh yeah, it's a boarding school, right? Can I bring my pet?” Yuuji asked.
“Hmm? Sure, bring whatever you want!” Gojo answered absentmindedly.
In hindsight, that was a terrible mistake.
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08 May 2026