Capraahircus



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  1. Rec 14

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    Lae'zel asks a question. Minthara doesn't know what she means. Somehow, they figure out an answer anyway.

    (Lesbian sex, the answer is lesbian sex.)

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    25 Oct 2023

  2. Rec 92

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    Here comes my little treat with their cheeks all flushed.

     

    That line was so memorable, and I needed to know more about how things went afterwards. So, here's one possible way it went down (pun very much intended.)

    Features: Egregious amounts of banter, a remarkably slutty warlock Tav, vampire behavior, the power of friendship and blowjobs, and everyone having a good time.

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    04 Oct 2023

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    Varien—who wants to hear him say his name again very much and wouldn’t be mad about hearing the rest some more as well, but feels absolutely compelled to comment—turns his head so his mouth is clear to speak. He replies brightly, “So, would you say I’m a whorelock then?”

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    “Make it hurt, then. Kiss me like you want to kill me.”

    “I can do that.”

    Two broken stars in a decaying orbit, passing closer and closer together until the inevitable, devastating collision.

    Or, Tav is fucked up and down bad for Astarion, who doesn't quite see the appeal (but he's getting there). Sexual frustration, sloppy handjobs, a heavy dose of masochism, and way too many failed Insight checks ahead. Tav falls first, Astarion falls harder (eventually).

    Or, a tragic-but-hopeful romance told through a series of incredibly ill-advised sexual encounters.

    If you want to read a story where Astarion is sweet from the start and Tav is here to fix him, this isn't the one. If you want to read about two terribly broken men spending a good long while making each other worse before they make each other better, this might be for you. If you thought the in-game romance was a little too easy and it should have been ten times more painful and difficult to convince Astarion he's worthy of love, this is definitely for you.

    Set during the canonical events of Baldur's Gate 3.

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    02 Oct 2023

  4. Rec 12

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    At the end of the first day, the Bachelor met the Haruspex. Their meeting didn't go quite the way it was meant to. It was certainly far from optimal play, but then again, the optimal move and the right one are not always the same.

    Unfortunately for them, the game has changed.

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    02 Jun 2023

  5. Rec 24

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    They keep meeting this way. (Or, five excuses for five ill-advised rendezvous.)

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    22 Feb 2023