CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms
- Historical RPF (8)
- Columbine (US Band) (5)
- Zero Day (2003) (2)
- Postal (Video Games) (2)
- Everyman HYBRID (1)
Recent works
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The story of how Evan and Steph got together
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As he waited for Andre to come home, he put the narrative together. Andre was going to go to school, with the guns, and probably hurt someone. That was the most logical explanation. He put his head in his hands- how could he not have noticed any of this?
She shut the book and threw it down, tapping her foot.
Whatever this Zero Day was, it had to be stopped. Cal was going to hurt someone.Or
Cal and Andre get sent to the mental hospital after their parents find out about Zero Day.
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Valentine's Day Headcannons by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Historical RPF, Columbine (US Band)
19 Feb 2026
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Whoops I'm a bit late but Valentine's Day headcannons for Eric
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Reader has a schizophrenic episode and Eric has to calm them down.
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Everything I've Ever Wanted (And More) by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Columbine (US Band), Historical RPF
11 Feb 2026
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Reader lets Eric sleep between their thighs.
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A Silk Shirt, Where It Leads by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Punisher (Marvel Comics), Daredevil (Marvel Comics)
04 Mar 2026
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Frank is enjoying his friendship with Red these days, even if he distantly wonders if they could be something a little bit more. The key words being distantly and wonders. Until a few nice gestures on his end and none other than Wade fucking Wilson unexpectedly pops that door open for him… or maybe it’s Matt.
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23 Mar 2026
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andre wakes up alone with a fever while his parents are out of town. cal shows up after too many unanswered texts and refuses to leave, even when andre insists he’ll get sick too. what follows is a long day of medicine, care, and snuggles—and the kind of closeness they could only have with each other.
Bookmarked by CaptainNaziPuncher
23 Mar 2026
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andre is closing up his family’s pizza place late at night when cal shows up unannounced. what starts as a quick visit turns into leftover pizza, teasing, and a quiet walk through empty streets.
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23 Mar 2026
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The long wind filled their embrace; all things were at peace.
Bookmarked by CaptainNaziPuncher
23 Mar 2026
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Andre exhaled sharply through his nose, his fingers twitching where they hovered above the fallen gun. He didn’t reach for it. Instead, his hand found Cal’s wrist, gripping just tight enough to stall its progress up his thigh—not pushing him away, just pausing him. “You’re such a fucking distraction,” he muttered, but the words lacked heat, the edge worn down by something unspoken.
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23 Mar 2026