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A wildly popular online food critic has been leaving some very odd but positive reviews for local restaurants. Nobody knows who he is, but he seems to be a local and all of Henry's friends have already gotten one for their businesses. Henry thinks his restaurant will be next, but just who is this mysterious critic anyway?
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What should be... by Whumpookies
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 May 2026
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After saving humanity alongside an alien engineer named Rocky, Ryland Grace never expects to survive long enough to see Erid—let alone become part of it.
Exhausted, isolated, and carrying the quiet grief of losing Earth, Grace arrives on an alien world that should feel impossibly foreign. Instead, he finds himself drawn into the strange warmth of Eridian life: blunt honesty, communal care, relentless scientific collaboration… and Adrian, Rocky’s fiercely intelligent bonded partner, who takes one look at the worn-out human and decides he’s far too fragile to be left unsupervised.
While Erid races to save its dying sun alongside their newest human scientist, Grace slowly discovers something he never expected after the Hail Mary mission:
A home.
Caught between astrophage research, cultural misunderstandings, accidental adoption by alien engineers, and an entire civilization determined to keep him alive despite his own terrible survival instincts, Grace learns that family is not always the one you are born into—
Sometimes it is the one that chooses you across the stars. 💛
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19 May 2026
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Law of the Land by brysbeddixt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 May 2026
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“The man is a pariah in his field. If you’d read his post-doctoral thesis,” Vale chuckles and shakes his head. “He’s not what I’d call ‘leadership material,’ in any case.”
“Dr. Grace is very well respected on this ship, Friedrich,” Dr. Cohen says with a hint of reproach. “While you’re here, perhaps it is best not to say such things in polite company.”
Vale rolls his eyes, but lets the subject drop with a muttered, “Really, what could Grace do to me?”
The astrophysics team experiences a collective realization: Friedrich Vale might be a complete idiot, actually.
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Or, Friedrich Vale is the newest scientist on Stratt's Vat. Friedrich Vale, for whatever reason, does not like Dr. Ryland Grace. Friedrich Vale is about to have a VERY bad time.
Featuring the crew of Stratt's Vat being totally prepared to throw a bitch overboard if they so much as give Dr. Grace a dirty look, because he's too nice to do it himself.Series
- Part 1 of Project Get Loved, Dr. Grace
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19 May 2026
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Platonic cuddling by Likelightinglass
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Apr 2026
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12 May 2026
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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20 Mar 2026
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Sleep deprived and sick of people getting hurt in his name, Harry Potter takes up quill and ink to write to Voldemort during the Christmas break of his Fifth year, promising to obtain and hand over the prophecy for the protection of his friends. Little does he know the chain of events he'll set off by making this one Shot in the Dark.
A fifth year divergence fic.
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27 Feb 2026