Castillon02
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Bond's coworkers sometimes offered edible support at his hospital bedside; Q was both the most and least efficient at it.
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Diagnosis: OQS (Overworked Quartermaster Syndrome) by Castillon02
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
26 Dec 2024
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Q definitely had amnesia. Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever. He was the unfortunate victim of a terrible amnesia whose duration mysteriously lengthened whenever M asked if Q would come back to work.
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You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to Become a CEO by Castillon02
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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“Right. Okay.” Jason rubbed his forehead. “You know how sometimes start-up companies get successful and then they suddenly realize that they have a million employees instead of ten and that they should probably have things like an HR department and a pension plan?”
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Chemical Assistance by Castillon02
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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Wade did a little research on Spidey's web fluid, considered his lack of a chemistry degree, and then remembered that Spidey sucked at lying and his web fluid was probably made out of chemicals scavenged from a high school lab. Operation: Give Spidey Drugs So He Can Keep Ejaculating His Stringy White Fluid was officially a go.
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Boombox Bugging by Castillon02
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Nov 2024
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Spidey reveals an unexpected power. Also, he and Wade are both able to diagnose each other's "Now That What I Call Music! Volume Ten" jam-out songs with embarrassing accuracy.
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Broken Curses by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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A series exploring the ways Geralt and Jaskier trust each other. All works can be read independently.
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5 Times the Raptors Tried to Kill Miriam, and 1 Time They Didn’t by tardigradetardis
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies)
12 Nov 2015
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Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
18 Jan 2026
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“You made the wrong call, and that cost you the mission.” Bruce thundered “I expected you to lead, to work with me while I’m recovering, not go against our preset plans. You should have kept in control.”
“Maybe I’m done being in control, Bruce!”
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After an argument with Bruce, Tim unexpectedly finds himself going nonverbal. The rest of the family are there for the fallout.
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- Part 2 of Batfamily Oneshots
Bookmarked by Castillon02
21 Oct 2025
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Birds of a Feather (We Should Stick Together) by BlueAegis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.
Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.
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Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
10 Oct 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by Castillon02
05 Aug 2025
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bats bugs & ballet by lux_et_astra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
10 Jun 2025
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Black Bat doesn’t make mistakes. And so when she slips through the window of the safehouse and comes face to face with someone who is decidedly not her brother –
That’s when she realises that something is very, very wrong.
Bookmarked by Castillon02
11 Jun 2025