Chaotic_Bonnet
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The second work in the Life is an Ocean and Love is a Boat series. Might want to read the first one or this is going to make absolutely zero sense! Rated Mature for the larger body of work it is contained within, though there is nothing warning-worthy in this particular entry.
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- Part 2 of Life is an Ocean and Love is a Boat
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When Stede (sort of accidentally) curses Izzy to lose that which he loves most in the world he certainly didn't expect his own life to be on the line.
Or a ridiculous thing I wrote inspired by blind to your own reflection by raider_king -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/53751751 -- which was in turn inspired by a tweet
"That awkward moment when you have 24 hours to figure out a counterspell to the curse you put on your longtime rival because you didn't realise that cursing them to lose the thing they love most in the world would result in your own slow death"
IDK how to link things in here so just picture that as a tweet, okay?
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Improbable Birds - or the story of how Izzy Hands ends up clawing his way out of the grave.
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Five times Izzy Hands got himself off, and one time he didn’t.
This is just 18K words of Izzy furiously wanking and ridiculous smut written for the 5+1 prompt for Izzy Hands Bingo. The good(?) shit is in chapter six so head straight there if you’re only interested in Izzy getting railed by his co-captains. But you might miss all the build up if you do.
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Izzy is left bereft after a drunk and angry Blackbeard hatefucks him, pretending he is Stede. With *extremely* dubious consent and absolutely no tenderness, or lubrication.
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Of course it was Fang who let it slip in the end. He really couldn't be blamed, it came out without thinking as he watched Alma play with a wooden sword hitting a very poorly assembled target of old rope and hay.
“She kind of reminds me of the bosses’ babe.”
In which Edward and Izzy must finally confront a ghost from their past.
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10 Jan 2026
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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- 27,843
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- 8
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14 Nov 2025
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Izzy Hands first encounters the Gentleman Pirate on a Thursday afternoon and slowly but surely everything changes as his life on the high seas becomes a backdrop for his growing addiction to the whirlwind that is Stede Bonnet.
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- Part 1 of Addiction
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- 34,326
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Chaotic_Bonnet
15 Feb 2024
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I think the name is pretty self explanatory, but these are one (ish) shots involving Izzy and a happy ending.
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07 Nov 2023
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“This kinda thing’s a little intense for Stede. He thinks I’ll break or some fuckin’ thing.” Ed laid a hand on the pulse at Izzy’s throat, then, and he must’ve felt it hammering there under his palm – must’ve known he had him even before he breathed: “It’s gotta be you, Iz. You know me better’n anyone.”
Standing there with his heart beating in Edward’s hands, what else could Izzy have done?
Izzy agrees to take part in Ed's ravished-by-pirates fuckery. How does this plan, with all its convoluted dynamics and familiar pains, affect the three men involved?
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- Part 1 of You Want It Darker
Bookmarked by Chaotic_Bonnet
12 Jul 2023