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    Edit 2/21/2022: Recommended as an AO3 classic work for Fanworks Day 2022!

    Description: Peach never thought she'd have issues if she picked between the two rivals for her affection. But she did, and problems start spiraling out of her control. Old enemies return and foes beyond her craziest imagination start to appear.

    Or: Peach picks Mario. Bowser throws a world class tantrum that may or may not include resurrecting dead villains and recruiting them as his minions. His plan might also extend to a certain world where everything is paper.

    Joke originally in tags: “Uh…. can I get a… “Screek,” a “localization team out to lunch,” two things of “DESTROY,” an “Ursula fangirl,” an “extraterrestrial flower simp,” “a spectacularly bad art collector,” “Santa Claus’ arms dealer,” and a “Nice Guy with an army?”

    Added in Chapter 6: “This time, can I have another “Nice Guy,” a “poetry clown,” a “reduced to kickball status,” and “emo Peach?”

    Chapter 50+: “I’d like to return everyone except...”

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Reading this while having a Mario Luigi paper jam playthrough play in the background is it absolute trip cuz while I was reading the Bros performed an attack and I looked up and they did the attack on the playthrough it was freaking me out

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    When the Four Sword gets a crack in it, Four starts to crack too. The colors find themselves, for the first time in their life, alone.

    AKA the colors start getting individual control over Four with no memory of what the other colors do when they're in control. Chaos ensues, and everyone in the Chain is seriously worried that Four has lost his mind.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    “I mean, the kid is great and all– saved the day twice for Hylia’s sake– but If you’re going out that way,” he continues, only looking a little bit guilty about what he’s saying. “I really should warn you. That hero kid is a couple eggs short of a cuccoo nest, if you know what I mean.”

    “No,” A voice from just behind the other two heroes cuts in, making Hyrule almost jump out of his own skin. “I don’t know what you mean. Elaborate.”

    The two whirl around to face a Time who is doing what Hyrule thinks he might do even better than wield that massive sword he has strapped to his back; giving a neutral yet ultimately disapproving look to the man behind them.

     

    Or: A series of fics focused on Four and his interactions, inside and out.

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    22 Feb 2020

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    The four gets colined fic I spent seven hours looking for

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    The heroes have found themselves separated and trapped under the bones of a long-dead leviathan. Luckily, Legend has never been more prepared for something in his life.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    Best lu fuc out there fr

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    After losing his hand on Cloud City and discovering that Darth Vader is his father, Luke thinks things over and comes to the conclusion that a) Vader is actually on the Rebellion's side and just hasn't realized it yet, b) Vader needs his help, c) Vader needs to figure out that he and the Rebellion want the same things, and d) the best way to accomplish both b. and c. is to (obviously) surrender to Vader and refuse to leave him alone, trusting in the Power of Love to change Vader's ways.

    Leia, Ahsoka, and the rest of Luke's friends in the Alliance disagree with this, but they can't get Luke to leave, and Vader can't kill them because it would destroy his new relationship with his son (it's not that Vader is attached to them at all -- no, no). Admiral Piett is forced to open up the unused guest quarters on the Executor as the Sleepover to Restore the Republic (And Maybe Save Darth Vader in the Process) drags on and grows to unreasonable proportions.

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    31 May 2025

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    My favorite fic ever
    Seriously, no other fic has come close to making me laugh as hard as this one