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We're Adopted?!? by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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When Bruce’s kids end up on the Watchtower due to a set of unforeseen circumstances, Jason first tries to get the League to believe that they’re all biologically related to Bruce. He tries to avoid having Jason give everyone a sex talk by reminding him that he’s adopted. This leads to all his kids pretending that this is the first time they’ve heard of it, much to the horror of the League and the exasperation of Bruce.
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Reply to All by road_trip_girl
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batwoman (Comics), The Question (Comics)
28 Dec 2025
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Batman's policy on encountering Poison Ivy's aphrodisiac-based aerosolized poison (colloquially-termed "sex pollen") extends to various vigilantes operating within Gotham.
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11 Jan 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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Effortless Smile by Moxibustion (RyuuzaKochou) for EleanorC
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Jul 2020
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Despite everything he might have tried to avoid it, Jason had to grudgingly admit that after a) utterly failing to kill any of his family and b) getting to the stage of actively helping them not die, he was actually back in the family for the long haul. Damn it. Somehow this turned into Jason taking a job in the family business, which would be well within his comfort zone if they were a mafia syndicate, instead of the proprietors of a business that generated a significant fraction of America's GDP.
Jason has reservations about this.
There is one consolation in this hellscape of paperwork, meetings, snotty IT workers and being co-workers with his idiot brothers. He meets an intern named Tim, who never fails to make him smile.
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The Answers by FeltLikeWritingAndHereIAm
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Dishonored (Video Games), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural, Matilda - Roald Dahl, Matilda (1996), Hannibal (TV), BioShock Infinite, Addams Family - All Media Types, James Bond (Craig Movies), Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon)
30 Jul 2020
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Edward Nygma never liked being normal. Having a nuclear family was normal, it didn’t mean that he wanted kids in the first place. No one dares to ask who the mother(s) are.
As for the children, none of them will ever tell anyone other than each other that they were all reborn from different realities.Series