ClownWizard
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After years of never ending therapy. Bill's fake it till you make it attitude finally concludes his "treatments" at the Theraprism and is on his way to be reincarnated. Right after a little pit stop in Gravity Falls. When Bill wakes up in the wrong body, at the wrong time with no powers. He is going to have to find new opportunities to get out of dodge before the Pines ever find out. To bad the townfolk are adamant on welcoming this new stranger into the town every chance they can get. Bill learns quick he can't reply on his old ways alone. He'll have to utillize what he has learned over the years and except change if he wants to make it out this dimension in time. He'll soon find out he wasn't the only thing that made it into Gravity Falls.
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Mabel and Ford get a little too into the Summerween spirit after Fiddleford's raccoon wife kicks the bucket.
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02 Nov 2025
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Bill returns to his painting, and Ford recognizes it as the same work from his last visit. More stars have been planted, and Bill has flourished them in depth and detail. He’s about to comment on the piece, but Bill pierces him with something completely unexpected first.
“When are you destroying Euclydia?”
a one-shot based off @orxinus' "euclydia rises" au, a universe where multi-dimensional war criminal ford pines meets simple artist bill cipher.
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19 Oct 2024
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Jon frowns as he pushes his hat into position. “Is this really even a job that you need me along for? It’s not like you’re even going to let me talk with anyone.”
“That’d be because you’re dressed like you’re attending a funeral,” Martin retorts — god, Gerry is rubbing off on him in the worst of ways, “and to be quite honest, your people skills are rather lackluster.”
“I’m in uniform,” Jon argues, “and it’s not my fault that most ‘people’ we deal with are dreadful things of the night.”
Martin can’t help the smirk that crosses his face. “Well, lucky for you,” he says, “I have lots of practice dealing with one of those.”In the grand scheme of things, going to fetch a...a skin book for the Institute isn't the weirdest assignment they've been on.
Jon and Martin make a house call.Series
- Part 1 of No More Human Than Socially Acceptable
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Classics, Coups, and Circuses by theloneliestcroissant
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11 Mar 2022
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Martin Blackwood is no stranger to the black market. Thing is, he's usually able to keep his distance. When honest-to-God pirates walk through his front door, he realizes that he was playing with fire and is very close to being burned.
When his investment gets personal, he finds himself choosing between the safe life he knew, and the danger of the open sea. In the Golden Age of Piracy, is there more to life than what's on paper? Are the people he meets worth the risk?
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22 Jan 2022