Coffeetailor
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Son of a Servant No More: Thirteen Years by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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Wei Wuxian died in fire, and was reborn in ice.
He hadn't expected to get a chance to reincarnate at all due to his crimes in life, much less as a demon prince with all of his memories left intact, but there he was. The son of a demon king and his immortal husband, given the chance to grow up again. This time with no looming war, and loving family. Weird family, but loving.
Well, as long as they don't hire him another dog demon nanny, he's not going to complain.
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Small Matters Extras by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2025
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Extras written for "The Small Matter of Divinity." A collection of one-shots taking place around and after the fic. Will add tags as they come up.
Individual summaries will be in the notes. <3
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- Part 2 of Small Matters
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The Small Matter of Divinity by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jul 2024
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The story was done. Binghe and Shen-bro were off on their honeymoon, Mobei-Jun was finally the actual king of the Northern Desert, they'd had their big fight and actually made some progress, and Shang Qinghua had even been allowed back into the sect. So happily ever after, right? At least, if survival and paperwork counted as happy. Then what was this shit?! Being in some rip-off 'Honey I shrunk the Cultivator' fanfiction wasn't part of the deal!
In other words, Shang Qinghua, the great master Airplane Shooting Into the Sky, overworked and underappreciated god of this universe, accidentally accepts an optional quest with no cancel option and ends up even shorter than usual. Wasn't his life dangerous enough as it was?
Series
- Part 1 of Small Matters
Recent series
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Small Matters by Coffeetailor
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2025
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Catching Stars by unbreakabledawn
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
16 Sep 2025
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Being shrunk to four inches is not the strangest thing to have happened to Clark in the last month, but it’s certainly irritating. He’s fortunate that Bruce is there to keep him company.
For Superbat Week 2025, Day 2: Trope reversal
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“This is not funny,” Clark hisses.
“Of course not,” Bruce says seriously. His voice is even, though his eyes are creasing with contained laughter.
“You’re laughing!”
“Am not.” Bruce’s brow furrows with mock sternness. The line of his mouth wavers.
“Unbelievable,” Clark mutters, throwing his hands up in exasperation. It would’ve been more dramatic if Clark wasn’t currently four inches tall and standing on Bruce’s desk like a misplaced toy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,139
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 99
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
16 Sep 2025
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Danny Phantom died in a lab accident. This is fairly common knowledge, considering his attire, but Maddie didn't make the connection until she overheard him talking about it with some of the other ghosts. Then she notices how much he looks like Danny. How much he sounds like him. How similar their mannerisms are, and their habits, and their sense of humor.
Unfortunately, she still manages to come to some slightly wrong conclusions.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 156,330
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,943
- Kudos:
- 3,921
- Bookmarks:
- 1,235
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- 96,513
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
13 Sep 2025
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All the things Xie Lian did not steal by VyraFinn
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2025
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Xie Lian has not stolen anything. He is completely innocent and it is not his fault he keeps claiming ownership over Hua Cheng's things.
This was supposed to be a plotless collection of one-shot, but it kind of developed a plot at some point so it is recommended to read these in right order.
Arc 1: The first time
Affectionate, feared scimitarArc 2: Xie Lian - calamity or savior?
Beautiful, terrifying butterflies
Charming, horrifying clink of silver
Lovely, chaotic city of ghosts
Memorable, fragile flowers
Cherished, lost earringArc 3: Pei Ming writes fanfiction!
Thrilling, destructive power
Protective, unsettling rain of blood
Beloved, cursed names
Devoted, cruel king of ghostArc 4: Shi Qingxuan the matchmaker
Useful, tricky dice
Needed, fickle luck
Meaningful, catching words
Calm, broken state of mindArc 5: Wedding negotiations
Treasured, despised ashes- Words:
- 338,355
- Works:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 282
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
06 Sep 2025
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Dash is faced with the unfortunate realization that, sometime between shoving Fenton from one locker into the next, the nerd got hot. Like, distractingly so.
He is, rightly, absolutely incensed.
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Dash dealing with the fact that he wants to tap that dork for 10k.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
02 Sep 2025
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A Completely Normal Day At Work by inkubuzz
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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Clark manages to convince Bruce to bring him into work in a very unconventional manner.
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This was a monumentally stupid idea. Bruce had known that even when Clark had suggested it, yet some unknown part of his brain had urged him to agree. But it was too late to back down now. He was already in the lobby at Wayne Enterprises.
And Clark was currently in Bruce's underwear, making a menace of himself.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
25 Jul 2025