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In the Bad Wolf bay, it wasn't for love, it was for fear.
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Five times Craig thought it was dumb to have a Crush on Sean Gayle (And One time he didn't) by Confused_Human for normal_thoughts_official
Fandoms: Endless Summer (Visual Novel)
24 Jun 2024
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Five times Craig thought it was dumb to have a Crush on Craig (And One time he didn't), in Craig's pov.
Extract:He laughed and slapped Sean's back, a bit harder than usual, but nothing to Sean's defined back muscles. "Yeah man, just, I’m so sweaty even I couldn't stand it"
He exaggerated a gesture of smelling Sean, without actually moving closer to him, "pppffffua, man, and I thought I smelt bad, but I guess, even Superman sweats sometimes"
Sean laughed, and softly hit Craig's head, "You know I don't really like that nickname"
Craig laughed, "it's just the truth the man."
Sean huffed, "Sure, see you in the bar after my shower to celebrate." And he smiled at Craig before leaving.
He knew he was so dumb, everyone did, but getting a crush on Sean was really one of his dumbest moments.
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En la bahía del lobo malo, no fue por amor, fue por miedo.
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I really wanted to read something like this so I have to write it myself now by Confused_Human
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
24 Apr 2019
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Roman and Virgil are dating and Roman is going to his boyfriend house to pick him up for prom, wich means he is going to meet Virgil’s dad (Logan) for the first time. He is very nervous and shenanigans happens
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“Did you like them? My parents?”
Ilya squints at him. “I love them,” he says simply, like it should be obvious. “They’re your parents.”
But, Shane thinks idly, there's a difference, isn't there, between loving them and liking them?
(5 times Shane thinks Ilya doesn't like his parents and 1 time he finds out the truth)
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24 Jan 2026
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Jingwei Tries To Fill the Sea by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
30 Jul 2024
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'After I Married A Disabled War God As My Concubine' AU. Hua Cheng, the undefeatable general of Yong'an army, is captured by Xianle forces at last. His punishment is to have his legs and meridians broken and be married off as a concubine to the notoriously spoiled and rotten crown prince. Hua Cheng has no desire to die. He needs to find out who betrayed him and then to erase the corrupt kingdom of Xianle off the map. For that, he has to survive this mockery of a marriage first.
But is the prince really everything they say he is?
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10 Jan 2026
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Will's never been in a situation worse than this. How's he going to spend the next few months with Steve Harrington, resident douchebag of Hawkins?
Mike's never been in a situation more infuriating than this. How's he going to spend the next few months alongside Robin Buckley without strangling her?
Robin has never seen two teenagers more head-over-heels for each other than Mike and Will. Can they just get their heads out of the sand already?
Steve has never been more nervous around a teenage boy. Something about Will makes him feel guilty.
(Or; In the oncoming apocalypse, Mike and Will are forcibly 'buddied up' with Robin and Steve. It gets worse before it gets better.)
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24 Dec 2025
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Will needs a date to his mom's wedding. Mike volunteers.
“I have an idea,” says Mike.
Ice cubes form in Will’s stomach. “How dangerous is it? Like, should I call Dustin to talk you down, or should I call Nancy to be ready to drive us to the hospital?”
“No,” says Mike, “you can’t tell anyone or it won’t work.”
“Or what won’t work?” Will asks. It’s like picking up a rock you know a spider will be under.
Mike gets up and closes Will’s door. Hopper doesn’t make them keep it open but sometimes Will does anyway, because every now and then lying around alone with Mike on his bed just makes his chest ache too much. If the door is open he can tell himself You can’t do anything right now, someone will see.
Mike leans back against the door. His eyes are lit up with that special maniacal gleam that the Wheelers get right before they do something insane, like when Nancy says, “Then we have to go kill Vecna ourselves,” or whatever. “Take me to the wedding,” says Mike.
“Yeah,” says Will slowly, “you’ll be at the wedding. Obviously.”
“As your date."
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27 Nov 2025
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raised by winter winds by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2024
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Shen Yuan has had a push-and-pull relationship with Shen Qingqiu for years. Shen Yuan knows that Shen Qingqiu is meant to be a villain, but he knows just as well that many of the things Shen Qingqiu was accused of in Proud Immortal Demon Way were just shitty misunderstandings, and over the years Shen Yuan has become reluctantly fond of his Shizun.
Abusing Luo Binghe was not a misunderstanding, though, and Shen Yuan will do whatever he can to correct the fact that he wasn't there to protect Luo Binghe when it happened.
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“Shizun, I already said that I like beasts best - if I can’t raise Luo Binghe to be my shidi, can’t I raise him as my pet instead?”- Language:
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16 Sep 2024