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    Perseus knows his memories are returning, but that doesn't quell the feeling in his guts that tells him something is coming. Something big.

    He is proven right, when his father gives him a near-impossible task.

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    No Olympian with children at Camp Half Blood was pleased when their resident drunkard god suggested a child eater as Chiron's replacement. Thankfully the goddess of Wisdom reminded her father than there was a god of Heroes who would do the job nicely.

    Heracles finds himself with a request from his kingly father to take over Camp Half Blood. The God of Heroes realizes that this is not a one man job, so he decides to appeal to his uncle down below for some heroic help from beyond the grave.

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    If anyone here should be a narrator it should have been Luke. Luke wasn’t a kid. He wasn’t new to this demi-god thing. He was-

    The snake haired ladies were starting to annoy Percy. They should have three days ago when he dropped a crate of bowling balls on them at Napa Bargain Mart. They should have died two days ago when he ran them over with a police car in Martinez. They definitely should have died this morning when he cut off their heads in Tidden Park. No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept reforming like large evil dust bunnies.

    The description of crumble to powder was familiar. “They’re like Mrs.Dodds,” Percy said out loud. He felt cold because unlike Mrs.Dodds they didn’t stay dead. How was his future self managing to keep killing them? Percy managed to kill Mrs.Dodds out of sheer luck and with Mr.Brunner having given him a pen that wasn’t just a pen.

    “They’re monsters like Mrs.Dodds.” Grover began to explain and Percy should be thankful for Grover giving him answers but Percy couldn’t help but feel a bit angry.

    “So you admit there was a Mrs.Dodds.”

    Grover looked as though Percy had kicked him in the ribs.

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    “I am the Batman!” Damian announces. “I am the night, I am the last hope this decrepit city has!”

    “You are not the Batman,” Natasha says, pushing a banana towards him. “You are Damian al Ghul, and you are late to breakfast."

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    Even in the afterlife, Natasha wants to do good. She might as well start with Damian al Ghul.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Peter Parker has a secret. 
    And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one. 
    No: this secret has no shape at all. 

    Stop being dramatic. 

    Ah. There’s the secret. 

    Dude, seriously?

    The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—

    If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—

    —And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.

     

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    Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
    (Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)

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    11 Jan 2026