19 Works by Cornonjacob
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You couldn't help but be intimidated by Kamisato Ayato upon entering his service. It's a common response, really. To be fair, he probably didn't expect the nervous new Kamisato Estate hire to enrapture him so thoroughly. After dancing around each other for months and failing to keep your interactions between each other quite up to professional standards, something was bound to give. Now you find that the depths of his estate offer privacy and time, two crucial necessities for an impassioned tryst, an unforgettable night of pleasure.
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After the latest in a long line of lack-of-height related indignities (she wasn't tall enough to ride Space Mountain), Sayu sucks up her disdain for the man and petitions the tallest entity she knows for help, Arataki "Beato His Meato in the Ports of Ritou" Itto. This couldn't possibly go wrong.
Written for National Throw Short People Day 2022.
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Bennett is ecstatic that his awful luck might have finally changed, as he's just won three free tickets to the newly opened amusement/water park, Action Park! Yeah, as if. If the park is half as unsafe and poorly designed as the real life locale of the same name, our boy and his friends will need all their skills to walk out rather than be carried out. Whatever fond and/or traumatic memories Bennett, Fischl, and Razor end this day with, it's sure to be a Fantastic Voyage.
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Shjortztak McTinyass is a lesbian gnome faunus which is basically a regular gnome faunus, but gay and kisses girls. She has a run in with Professor Goodwitch because she does not like authority figures and the police don't get involved.
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Edric is upset that his dates chronically end with rejection, and Amity's new courtship with Luz salts his wounds. To take her brother's mind off of his romantic incompetence and to correct the sibling power balance, Emira decides they should repeatedly prank their sister.
Tomfoolery ensures, then escalates horrifically while Edric comes to the conclusion that we live in a society. -
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After the excitement of avoiding public execution and denying Emperor Belos his hopes and dreams, the Owl House family realizes that their income has burnt up with the portal to the human realm. As Eda is not a responsible adult and Lilith is incompetent, the problem has yet to be rectified. With her (girl?)friend Amity's help, Luz levies her skills and resources to become the ultimate proverbial bread maker. But with great wealth comes great responsibility and the potential for great corruption. Will Luz support her family out of poverty or will she...Luz control?
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Sweetness and Lightning by Cornonjacob
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 May 2020
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As much as Felix and Lysithea prefer to work alone, they have to admit that they compliment each other in more ways than one. Probably even two or more.
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- Part 2 of Give Me Some Sugar
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Sett gets pranked while doing a good old fashioned cuckolding and then gets a double kill.
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Give Me Some Sugar by Cornonjacob for InsolitaParvaPuella
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
22 Dec 2019
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Encountering smut for the first time, Lysithea's grip on not being stupid loosens. Due to a coincidence and the probable omnipotence of Claude, Lysithea fails to suppress her hormones for the last time and goes hog wild. Resolving to make up for lost time and to make the most of the time she has left, Lysithea indulges in the sauciest of vices at Garreg Mach.
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- Part 1 of Give Me Some Sugar
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Callum and Rayla fall in love while on their quest in Xadia, which may or may not have been a terrible idea. But it certainly wasn't as awful as the idea Callum has at some point after that, which I am not going to spoil, but he would have won a Darwin Award if they existed in the Dragon Prince. Rayla does not get pregnant nor get accosted by the CEO of Racism in this story.
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The Sauciest Student by Cornonjacob
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Feb 2019
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The Hearty Italian Meal Hero wants to feed all of the cute Japanese heroines his 「special sauce」, and Fettuccine Alfredo all over all of the girl's faces with his sausage and meatballs. Bobson Dugnutt, hero name: Pasta Pony, can create infinite spaghetti with all the fixings with his Quirk, 「Lotsa Spaghetti」. He transfers to U.A. from the U.S.A. It's going to get spicy.
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Kyoka Jiro the Biggest Queero by Cornonjacob for RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Sep 2018
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In which nobody gets cuckolded, Kyoka comes out of the closet to act on her long simmering feelings for Momo, they consummate their new relationship in somewhat gross but very passionate ways in the privacy of the dorms, and Kyoka Jiro ascends human morality.
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"Shitpost" fics are so uninspired and boring, it's pretty much the equivalent of making a YTP and only using slow stutter loops and pingas. "Hurr durr, I mock RWBY's low hanging fruit and copy paste 「NTR」 for three pages. Comedy gold." If you're going to write stupid garbage, do it right. See how far a joke can be elevated with even a modicum of effort.
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Originally published on FF
Ladybug and Cat Noir need to deal with some monkey business and it's pretty serious stuff -
Isekai de Fakku Sekkusu to Tsurugi wo Shiyou! by Cornonjacob
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
15 Mar 2018
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Kagami does the fencing equivalent of a radical slam dunk, but then Adrien does two of them. But can he do two people vying for his affections in a subway? Yes.
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Transferred all the way from FF
So the Atlesian council gives the funding to rebuild Penny, but due to barely believable porn plotlines, Penny is forced to pay off that funding with her new body. -
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I wrote this all the way back in 2014
I am a man of Jesus
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Xayah and Rakan Mate and it is Good Until it is Not by Cornonjacob
Fandoms: League of Legends
07 Jun 2017
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Xayah is a jerk and Rakan is a good boy who likes jerks but Zed is also a jerk
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Marco loves Star, but also wants to become a wizard and a physical god, so he intentionally cuckolds her to the breaking point in order to ascend heaven and reign over all.
Moved over from FF, from the other side of the shitty pond