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Nip 'n Tuck Talk by hazbeing (writtenwordsaloud) for auxkabel (cablecurrent)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Oct 2025
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Valentino has a new hire. Velvette will make sure she is worth the Vees' brand.
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24 Jan 2026
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During a training lesson gone wrong, Alastor finds himself in a Pentagram City he doesn't recognize.
The more he uncovers about this strange new city, the more he finds himself in a hell worse than actual Hell. He scrambles for a way to get back home, but his resources are limited and time is running out as the reining Overlord of the pentagram senses his presence and begins a relentless pursuit to find him.
And Alastor's not sure how long he can keep up this game of cat and mouse.
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19 Jan 2026
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Velvette and Valentino get tired of Vox's constant mooning after the Radio Demon, and take advantage of the gift-wrapped deer rolling around Vee Tower to get him a very thoughtful present.
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06 Jan 2026
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How To Care For A Human by LotusLeif
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale Yellow (Master Sword Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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For any adult monster past a certain age, it’s likely they’ll come across at least one human in daily life. Although humans are often territorial and value privacy, their similar natures to monsterkind have lead to inevitable crossed paths and interactions over shared resources across history.
I, myself, have studied humans for decades, and am now proud to say I am one of monsterkind’s most leading experts on humanity. Far beyond the cold, war-mongering animals that they’re often depicted as in documentaries or horror movies, I believe humans are thoughtful, emotionally complex, and even empathetic beings! [Editor's Note: Citation needed.]
(Excerpt from HOW TO CARE FOR HUMANS, by Gerson Boom. Edited by Dr. Ketsukane Chujin.)
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03 Jan 2026
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“Anyways, nothing about Alastor gives ‘maternal,’” Velvette says after a while. Alastor glances over his shoulder from the stove to find her in the barstool beside Valentino’s, now, with her feet propped in his lap. “You’re the mom. I’m obviously the cool aunt. And Vox is our deadbeat husband.”
Alastor snickers at the stove.
“So like, does that make the Radio Demon our kid?” Valentino asks, squinting as he strains the metaphor.
“I dunno—good thing there’s no CPS in Hell.”
Alastor openly snorts.
(The Vees have dinner together like a fucking family, Valentino takes Alastor on a field trip, and Alastor and Vox do some light and friendly bonding activities. Set in approximately S2E6.)
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- Part 3 of They Could Have Been Worse
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28 Dec 2025