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  1. Rec 7

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    Skateboard gets high on weed and hallucinates being abducted by an alien.

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    23 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Artful had a nightly routine that he followed down to a T, no matter how exhausted he was when he came back to his room. It was something he clung to in order to preserve some semblance of normalcy in his life, whatever was left of it.

    Except that hadn’t really been true lately.

     

    OR, Local Desperate French Man yearns while in denial, then gets to have a power trip as a small payback.
    (Sequel to "Tell Me, Tell Me You're Sorry")

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    28 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    I take any requests.

    Just no children, okay? Please never involve children.

    First come first serve.

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    05 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    1x1x1x1 get's knocked up by none other than John ******* Doe due to bad life decisions.

    John goes through a mental breakdown afterwards.

    The Spectre thinks the whole situation is comedy gold and is now his new soap opera.

    Some unsuspecting victims get involve.

    Drama ensues

     


    Swap Au! but with my own twist to it

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    21 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Tears rolled down his cheeks and dripped onto the sheet of paper. Though he tried to wipe them away, it only got worse as it went on.

    “I have the cupcakes, exactly how you asked them to be made.

    I promise they're good.

    I'll make anything you want without complaining.

    The cafe's welcome to you at any time.”

    Slingshot choked on a sob as he wrote the final words he could muster.

    “Please come back.”

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    There was one irrefutable truth: Slingshot was supposed to hate Coil with all of his being. The way he would constantly ragebait him and drive him up the wall at work spoke for itself, and there should have been no room for any sort of soft feelings. So how was he to explain the way he breaks down entirely when Coil goes missing all of a sudden? The one inphernal he should have despised, he found himself missing desperately. Slingshot isn't the only one impacted by the fallout of Coil's disappearance, and it's up to him to try to pick up the pieces left behind in his wake.

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    13 Oct 2025