CrypticPuffin
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if my love is a victimless crime, you'd rather be bruised by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
07 Sep 2025
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“‘You’d be surprised what tools can save a life,’” Lynn quotes, like spitting out poison she’d been holding in for far too long. Like picking up a bloody revolver and aiming it back where it had come from.
Lynn doesn’t need a gun, and she knows it.
Amanda wants to cry, wants her tears to skate the cruel metal of the trap she’s never really been without. She doesn’t know if it’s out of fear or… relief.
She doesn’t let it show, either way.
(Amanda wakes up with a familiar weight on her head. Lynn is faced with a deadly choice: forgiveness, or revenge?)
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Fuck, he thought. I think this thing wants to keep me.
No sooner did he think that than the beast growled again, but that time, it was a low and almost indecent sound, somehow sounding to Joe’s ears like a promise– a terrible promise that, if fulfilled, would leave him utterly unrecognizable to anyone who had ever known him.
The horror he felt at the idea of that outcome could perhaps best be described as half-hearted.
Well, he thought, if it fucks me to death, I suppose there’s worse ways to go.
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sometimes, people say that I'm a time bomb by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
06 Nov 2024
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Dan has managed to save both his fiancee and his partner in crime from certain death, but only at the cost of his own life. Unable to accept his death, Megan and Herbert plan to do the impossible– time travel, yes, but something even more unthinkable: to call a temporary truce so they can save the man they both love.
That doesn’t mean it goes according to plan, though.
(Or, the danbert fic that is actually about Meg getting revenge and also there's time travel body swap. Because I said so)
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Chemistry by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series
12 Dec 2023
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Bruce doesn't enjoy weddings.
But he might just like it if it were his own...
A twist on BTAS episode Chemistry.
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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01 Sep 2025
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karin runs an interesting set of social experiments by Mixelation
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
27 Dec 2023
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“She said she wasn’t interested,” Sakura said, voice hard. The man made several attempts to yank his hand free, but Sakura’s own hand didn’t budge so much as a centimeter.
Huh, Karin thought, eyeing Sakura’s hand in fascination. It was so small her fingers didn’t wrap all the way around the guy’s wrist.
OR: Karin decides she's kind of into being saved like a helpless damsel. She deserves a prince(ss) charming, doesn't she?
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16 Aug 2025
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Tell me why can't it be true by ArtemisDart for vendettadays
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
06 Feb 2025
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Sakura and Karin find themselves with an unwanted, chakra-draining connection that's forcing them closer together by the day — literally.
This is not what winning the war was supposed to be like.
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15 Aug 2025
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The Riddler is alarmed when Joker tells him about the events of Deadly Duo, and brings his dismay to Penguin, Scarecrow, and Two-Face.
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09 Aug 2025
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Where’s the fun in robbing a bank if you can’t take hostages?
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09 Aug 2025