CrypticPuffin
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“So, what?” he asked. “You think if I say something weird to Sasuke, Naruto will get jealous?”
She turned a look of long-suffering, but ultimately benevolent pity on him.
“No. I think if you do say something weird to Sasuke, you’d better call me right away so I can call Sakura so she can prepare a room at the hospital.”
Karin and Suigetsu hang out and piss each other off on purpose. As per usual.
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if my love is a victimless crime, you'd rather be bruised by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
07 Sep 2025
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“‘You’d be surprised what tools can save a life,’” Lynn quotes, like spitting out poison she’d been holding in for far too long. Like picking up a bloody revolver and aiming it back where it had come from.
Lynn doesn’t need a gun, and she knows it.
Amanda wants to cry, wants her tears to skate the cruel metal of the trap she’s never really been without. She doesn’t know if it’s out of fear or… relief.
She doesn’t let it show, either way.
(Amanda wakes up with a familiar weight on her head. Lynn is faced with a deadly choice: forgiveness, or revenge?)
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Fuck, he thought. I think this thing wants to keep me.
No sooner did he think that than the beast growled again, but that time, it was a low and almost indecent sound, somehow sounding to Joe’s ears like a promise– a terrible promise that, if fulfilled, would leave him utterly unrecognizable to anyone who had ever known him.
The horror he felt at the idea of that outcome could perhaps best be described as half-hearted.
Well, he thought, if it fucks me to death, I suppose there’s worse ways to go.
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sometimes, people say that I'm a time bomb by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
06 Nov 2024
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Dan has managed to save both his fiancee and his partner in crime from certain death, but only at the cost of his own life. Unable to accept his death, Megan and Herbert plan to do the impossible– time travel, yes, but something even more unthinkable: to call a temporary truce so they can save the man they both love.
That doesn’t mean it goes according to plan, though.
(Or, the danbert fic that is actually about Meg getting revenge and also there's time travel body swap. Because I said so)
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Chemistry by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series
12 Dec 2023
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Bruce doesn't enjoy weddings.
But he might just like it if it were his own...
A twist on BTAS episode Chemistry.
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Data is experiencing some unexplained malfunctions. Geordi jokingly suggests it sounds like he's got a crush, but Data takes him seriously.
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20 May 2026
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The first poker game on the Enterprise-E takes an unusual turn when certain aspects of Data's emotion chip are brought up. For the LGBTfest prompt Star Trek: The Next Generation, Data, Having emotions includes having a sexual orientation. He's not sure why everyone expected it to be heterosexuality.
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20 May 2026
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She hadn’t gone home with any of them, of course. She never does. That honor is saved for Henry alone, has been for years, since before they’d become Fitzjames-and-Le-Vesconte both on the ice and off. Inseparable, inevitable. The media likes to speculate, of course, but they don’t know the half of it. They don’t know the way he’ll usher her up the stairs to their shared flat at the end of the night, dutifully gathering the clothing she sheds like second skin between the front door and her bedroom, laying out a glass of water and a tablet of ibuprofen for the morning. They don’t know the way he’ll smooth down her hair so it doesn’t tangle up against the pillow, the way he’ll kiss her forehead for a heartbeat too long once he’s sure she’s asleep.
For the Terror Bingo prompt like a dream.
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17 May 2026
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“If it’s about the Soul and God, or the Church and God,” begins Solomon, “why do none of the words say so?”
“As I said,” John explains with care, “it is a metaphor.”
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Sergeant Tozer's observation of Lieutenant Irving is mistaken for an interest in redemption.
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The Song of Songs, which is Solomon's.
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16 May 2026
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peculiar powers attractive by attheborder
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
22 Aug 2021
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One week before Erebus departs London, Harry Goodsir goes to meet one of his idols.
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16 May 2026