Cucumber_man
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- Forsaken (Roblox) (17)
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007n7 lifted the cat, pressing a kiss to his forehead, and—
A grown ass man appeared where Mr Sky had been. A very familiar grown ass man.
“Um. Hi, Seven.”
007n7 screamed.
(And punched him.)
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Even the smallest pebble tossed into a still lake can cause ripples across the entire surface... and Guest 666 is a lot larger than a pebble.
Or; Noob, 007n7, Shedletsky and Guest 1337 get their shit together. Eventually.
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(Killer!AU)
TwoTime gets a couple of letters. One written in perfect cursive, perfectly sealed in a perfectly clean envelope and the always looming presence of His expectations.
And another on some scrap notebook paper, penmanship that looked like a dog had tried to chew the pen while they were writing, and hastily scribbled out words that were only slightly less legible than the actually written ones.
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(Killer!AU)
His precious Nightshade, nobody else could compare to them. But even they could mess up every now and then.
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It had been a long time since TwoTime had someone who listened to them talk. Longer, still, since they'd had someone who cared for them.
They, in turn, would care for him.
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Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident at work. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 51/51
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
23 May 2026
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When they heard that their children was in the cross hairs of Voldemort James Pettigrew and Lily Prince came together and took their families into hiding leaving Dumbledore to take on the dark lord himself only winning the duel with the help of the Elder wand to blast the man and his Horcruxes to kingdom come. Now years latter the two families return for the kids to start at Hogwarts under a very changed Headmaster.
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- 62,337
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
13 Apr 2026
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20/?
Super peak golly gosh it's like let's try again but a bit more succinct + with more common soulmates -
The Villain’s Barista by Cherraim
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2021
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From having nothing to having everything he’s ever wanted thanks to his kidnapper(?), all Izuku needs to do is take care of the guy’s “villain” cafe. It’s not gonna be that hard, right?
Midoriya Izuku: a barista, an analyst, and a kid that now has happiness in his life.
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
02 Apr 2026
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
01 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."