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  1. Rec 5

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    Etho is graceful, Bdubs is clumsy, they're each other's onions, and they're both hungry.

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    "Like what? Like I'm about to ravish my best friend? Too late." Etho adjusts his hold on Bdubs to support him better, then slips his mask up over his grin. He reaches the door and opens it just enough to see the delivery person. "Heyo."

    Clinging to Etho, Bdubs hides his red-hot face against his shoulder. It muffles his uncontrollable laughter somewhat, but he's still clearly audible behind the door, "Oh my god... You just said 'RAVISH'!"

    The delivery person blinks at Etho, his mouth opening as if he doesn't know what he's supposed to say.

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    20 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 28

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    Keralis would get close, though. Occasionally. So would Hypno– particularly when he was tired, which was often.

    But they were at a stalemate. No one would ever win.

    OR: There are two hypnotists on the Hermitcraft server and- though all the evidence points to each being immune to the other- they remain determined to prove that wrong.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.

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    09 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 50

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    Boothill doesn't consider himself a romantic, but something about the stranger screams coming home to a bouquet of roses and soft kisses into the night, an aura of domesticity. His red hair falls over his shoulders like they belong there, and the color of warm blood has never looked so beautiful.

    “Forking hell,” Boothill murmurs, eyes wide.

    “Pick your jaw up off the floor, dearest,” the beautiful stranger remarks, raising Boothill's arm to inspect the chamber in which his revolver is held. “You'll catch flies.” He smiles with too-sharp teeth, something dark glinting alongside that playfulness in his narrowed eyes. It's a familiar expression: a predator having found his prey.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Nevertheless, if anyone in Amphoreus ever did find themselves on the receiving end of Phainon’s actual wrath, and unless they shared Mydei’s gift of immortality, they probably wouldn’t live to see the next Entry Hour. Probably wouldn't want to either.

    Honestly, Mydei wanted to test that theory.

    Pushing Phainon's buttons becomes one of Mydei's favourite pastimes.

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    09 Sep 2025