18 Works by CyberFemme
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J and the Children by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997), Alien vs Predator (Movies), Alien Series, Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
12 Oct 2024
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J is just doing their job when they suddenly find themself in charge of 3 children.
And then the Containment Breach Alarm goes off.
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- Part 14 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J the Ultimate Badass by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Alien vs Predator (Movies), Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997)
04 Oct 2024
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This is the INCIDENT that earned J the title of 'Ultimate Badass'.
Chaos breaks loose when J is cleaning the bottom level of the complex. Left to rely on the guidance of a rookie on cams, J fights to survive their shift and get out of this hell hole alive.
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- Part 13 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J vs Uncaffeinated Scientists by CyberFemme for ConKitten
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien vs Predator (2004), Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)
03 Aug 2023
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AKA: J and The Week From Hell
Normally, the coffee machine in the scientist break room was easy to 'fix' - only needing to be refilled and turned back on.
Of course, normally, no one tries to do J's job in an attempt to look 'cool'...
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- Part 12 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J's Acid Neutralizing Liquid (TM) by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
22 Jan 2023
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Just what is in J's Acid Neutralizing Liquid (TM) anyway?
Occurs shortly after J and the Danger Bucket so it might make more sense if you read that first but could be read as a stand-alone as well.
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- Part 11 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J the Superhero by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
12 Apr 2022
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J is getting ready to leave work on October 31st and runs into some fans.
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- Part 10 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J and the Intern Closet by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
07 Dec 2021
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The containment breach is mostly contained so J decides to get to work cleaning up the mess and finds some interns.
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- Part 9 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J and the Red Paint by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies)
11 Nov 2021
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J doesn't have time to clean up before work. Their co-workers assume the worst.
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- Part 7 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J vs Glasses by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Alien vs Predator (2004), Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)
07 Nov 2021
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J is running late for work and, due to wearing glasses instead of contacts, gets mistaken for an intern.
Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 6 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J the Snack Hoarder by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)
22 Oct 2021
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Several different people take notice of J's eating habits on the job.
Some lay bets. Others try to do something about it.
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- Part 5 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J and the Danger Bucket by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)
09 Oct 2021
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J panics during a containment breach and now has to figure out how to deal with the situation.
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- Part 3 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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J vs Coffee Maker by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies)
03 Oct 2021
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J is called to, yet again, fix a "broken" coffee maker.
J wonders yet again how such smart people can be so very stupid.
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- Part 2 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 806
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 32
- Hits:
- 312
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J's Haircut by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien Series
03 Oct 2021
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J contemplates their appearance and their new haircut, courtesy of the last containment breach.
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- Part 1 of Shenanigans of a Weyland-Yutani Janitor
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X Days Since Containment Breach by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Alien vs Predator (2004), Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Alien Series, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)
17 Sep 2021
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You are a janitor at a Weyland-Yutani facility and are asked about the special X Days Since Incident counter in the supply room.
Just a short little ficlet.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 582
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
- 122
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The Zoom Meeting by CyberFemme
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
06 Sep 2021
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Tamara Woods was expecting another boring science class where she could just turn off her camera and pay minimal attention to the guest speaker from Weyland-Yutani.
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Based on a Tumblr Prompt: Person A accidentally gets into Person B's apartment while drunk. Guess who was the drunk one!
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Based on a Tumblr Prompt: Promt for sad/angsty fics: Take your favorite couple and write one (or more) one-shot(s) describing “the first time and the last time” they did something together. Might contain: the first and the last time they saw each other.
The First Time Ratchet and Optimus saw each other, and the Last.
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Based on a Tumblr Prompt: Character A gets drunk and accidentally throws up/collapses on B (bonus points if that’s how they meet). I always wondered why Megatron hates Starscream.
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What if Unicron wasn't referring to Optimus when he spoke of the Disciple of Primus?